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You cannot go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian Accent. -- Joe Biden
In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking. -- Joe Biden
Augie: Does everybody else know? T.C.: About my epitaph? Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face! T.C. Not everybody. There's a night watchman at a Dunkin Donuts just outside of Detroit. He doesn't know yet. -- Steve Kluger
I wanted to write something in a voice that was unique to who I was. And I wanted something that was accessible to the person who works at Dunkin Donuts or who drives a bus, someone who comes home with their feet hurting like my father, someone whos busy and has too many children, like my mother. -- Sandra Cisneros
I'm not losing any sleep over Dunkin Donuts. -- Howard Schultz
I wanted to write something in a voice that was unique to who I was. And I wanted something that was accessible to the person who works at Dunkin Donuts or who drives a bus, someone who comes home with their feet hurting like my father, someone who's busy and has too many children, like my mother. -- Sandra Cisneros
Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts. -- Eli Roth
I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers. -- Madonna Ciccone
Is there a homeless guy built in to the design of Dunkin' Donuts? ...There'll be an entrance here... a deranged lunatic here. -- Jim Gaffigan
A new study found that Americans are exercising more than ever but still not losing much weight. Not good in fact, it's all I could think about on my jog to Dunkin' Donuts. -- Jimmy Fallon
When shopping at Dunkin' Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine. Say things like, 'Little David likes cream-filled and Susie wanted jelly.' That way, no one will be suspicious when you order a dozen donuts with one cup of coffee to go. -- Linda Sunshine
God bless Dunkin' Donuts. -- Lauren Oliver
Everything that turned out well for me seems like a fluke. I feel like, at any moment, I could lose everything and be working at Dunkin' Donuts. -- Mary Gordon

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