Dumbest quotes:

Send

In America there is a channel called TruTV which is just reruns of 'Cops' and 'World's Dumbest Criminals'. I could watch that the entire day. -- Robert Pattinson
--
I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived. -- Willard Scott
You're only as good as your dumbest competitor. -- Gordon Bethune
Credit card interest payments are the dumbest money of all. -- Hill Harper
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the dumbest of you all? -- Anne Robinson
For me, the dumbest rule is that you can't chew gum in school. -- Brie Larson
We human beings do a lot of dumb things, and war is certainly the dumbest. -- Natalie Babbitt
Most employers just aren't willing to look beyond the dumbest or worst thing someone has done. -- Greg Boyle
'Have you ever considered changing the name Nasty Gal?' is probably the dumbest question I've ever heard. -- Sophia Amoruso
It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it's a family thing, and I guess it's clean. -- Barbara Bush
I'm going through a stage where the dumbest things make me bawl. I feel like I need to see a shrink. -- Taye Diggs
The United States has got some of the dumbest people in the world. I want you to know that we know that. -- Ted Turner
Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life. -- Aziz Ansari
The last president we had was the smartest guy anyone could remember and he did the dumbest thing anyone has ever seen in the White House so go figure. -- Harry Shearer
People do that on Facebook and it's the dumbest thing in the world. I don't care what your dinner looks like. Stop cluttering up the Internet with pictures of your dinner. -- Seth MacFarlane
I was probably the first kid in my high school to go to Yale. I applied almost as a lark. Then, when I got there, I was the dumbest person in your class. -- Maya Lin
On paper, actors are the dumbest group of individuals essentially out there. Most of us have not gone to college. However, we never stop learning. Because of what we do, we're constantly researching, constantly learning. -- Mike Vogel
There's absolutely nothing irrational about me; insane, yes, irrational, no. But my dumbest fear would be spinning in the magic tea cups. Who the hell wants to pay to spin around like a bent yoyo for laughs? -- Akshay Kumar
I could go my whole life and say, 'I'm not going to do anything with a love triangle,' but whenever you have a romance, there has to be some obstacle, and even the dumbest romantic comedies have a love triangle or something. -- Catherine Hardwicke
That's the rub about 'Community' - for all the high-concept cleverness, it really comes down to vulgar humanism, the dumbest kind of sentimental identification. We watch it because we like these people and we miss them when they don't show up. They become part of the stories we tell ourselves. -- Rob Sheffield
I don't mind that Bill Gates is a mega zillionaire; he's done a lot of really interesting and innovative stuff. I do mind that a lot of unworthy people rode his coattails to minizillionaire status, e.g. the inventor of Hungarian notation, probably the dumbest widely-promulgated idea in the history of the field. -- Jon Evans
But you know, my dad called me the laziest white kid he ever met. When I screamed back at him that he was putting down a race of people to call me lazy, his answer was that's not what he was doing, and that I was also the dumbest white kid he ever met. -- Norman Lear
My mother encouraged it so much. She was so supportive. Even if as a kid, I would do the dumbest trick, which now that I look back on some things, she would love it, she would say that's amazing, or if I'd make the ugliest drawing, she would hang it up. She was amazing. -- David Blaine
The dumbest people I know are those who know it all. -- Malcolm Forbes
Mirror, mirror on the wall, whos the dumbest of you all? -- Anne Robinson
Infidelity, cheating is the easiest, stupidest, dumbest thing you can do. -- Joy Browne
In a commodity business, it's very hard to be smarter than your dumbest competitor. -- Warren Buffett
A truly intelligent person is the dumbest person on the team he is leading. -- Robert Kiyosaki
You must wanna be in the Guinness Book of World Records as the dumbest. -- Puff Daddy
On the face of it, shareholder value is the dumbest idea in the world, -- Jack Welch
The dumbest reason in the world to buy a stock is because it's going up. -- Warren Buffett
Musically, the bebop route was magnificent, but businesswise, it was the dumbest thing I ever did. -- Woody Herman
Feith had achieved the reputation in some military circles as 'the dumbest . . . guy on the planet.' -- Tommy Franks
The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its dumbest member divided by the number of mobsters. -- Terry Pratchett
Ma sex game is stupid, my head is the dumbest, I promise, I should be hooked on phonics. -- Lil Wayne
Have you ever considered changing the name Nasty Gal?' is probably the dumbest question I've ever heard. -- Sophia Amoruso
I think viewing people by the color of their skin is one of the dumbest ways to view people. -- Bobby Jindal
Everybody knows that the dumbest people in any American university are in the education department, and English after that. -- Kurt Vonnegut
Wikipedia is a non-profit. It was either the dumbest thing I ever did or the smartest thing I ever did. -- Jimmy Wales
We're spending, on average, three times more for prison than for public-school pupils. That's the dumbest investment policy. It doesn't make us safer. -- Marian Wright Edelman
Taking the best left-handed pitcher in baseball and converting him into a right fielder is one of the dumbest things I ever heard. -- Tris Speaker
Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America. -- Tom Arnold
I'm not a role model. I'm an aberation. A statistical anomoly. Following in my footsteps is about the dumbest thing you could ever do. -- Patrick Rothfuss
For me, the dumbest rule is that you can't chew gum in school. For some reason, chewing gum for me gets my brain going. -- Brie Larson
faith gaped at him"how the hell did you do this?" He looked at her as if she'd asked the dumbest question in history. "I'm brilliant. -- Dianne Sylvan
The dumbest question I was ever asked by a sportswriter was whether I hit harder with red or white gloves. As a matter of fact, I hit harder with red. -- Frank Crawford
When I countered that Archie Bunker didn't have to put down a race of people to say that, he replied, 'and you're the dumbest white kid I've ever met.' -- Norman Lear
Americans are possibly the dumbest people on the planet. ...We Americans suffer from an enforced ignorance. We don't know about anything that's happening outside our country. Our stupidity is embarrassing. -- Michael Moore
The concept of physical beauty as a virtue is one of the dumbest, most pernicious and destructive ideas of the Western world, and we should have nothing to do with it. -- Toni Morrison
My first-grade teacher told me I was the dumbest student she ever had. She did me a favor. If she told me I was very smart, I wouldn't have tried to improve. -- Ernest Gallo
Mitt Romney has a fund-raiser. He's going to get in the ring and fight Evander Holyfield. This is the dumbest thing Republicans have done since they wrote that open letter to Iran. -- David Letterman
The dumbest mistake is viewing design as something you do at the end of the process to 'tidy up' the mess, as opposed to understanding it's a 'day one' issue and part of everything. -- Tom Peters
Librarians...possess a vast stone of politeness. These are people who get asked regularly the dumbest questions on God's green earth. These people tolerate every kind of crank and eccentric and mouth-breather there is. -- Tatyana Eckstrand

Send