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"...light-skinned," and with "no negro dialect." -- Harry Reid
This is a big f...ing deal! -- Joe Biden
George Bush doesn't care about black people. -- Kanye West
I think religion is a neurological disorder. -- Bill Maher
I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go? -- Barack Obama
We know that no one person can succeed unless everybody else succeeds. -- Howard Dean
We actually have not required in this law that you carry health insurance. -- Debbie Wasserman Schultz
I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her. -- William J. Clinton
During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. -- Al Gore
The number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S. -- Joe Biden
I'm going to be honest with you - I don't know a lot about Cuba's healthcare system. Is it a government-run system? -- John F. Kerry
I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less. -- Marion Barry
If I lived in Massachusetts, I'd try to vote ten times ... Yeah that's right, I'd cheat to keep these bastards out. I would. Because that's exactly what they are. -- Ed Schultz
Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots died. Back home, the average I.Q. soared. -- Ted Rall
Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal will be about socializing...uh, um...Would be about, basically, taking over, and the government running all of your companies. -- Maxine Waters
If a young fella has an option of having a decent career or joining the army to fight in Iraq, you can bet your life that he would not be in Iraq. -- Charles Rangel
Plus they think the hurricane's going to hit (starts laughing) New Orleans about the time they start. The timing, at least it appears now, that it'll be there Monday. That just demonstrates God's on our side -- Donald Fowler
You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq. -- John F. Kerry
Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday. -- Eric Massa
I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in a black community not far from where we lived. I saw it all growing up. -- Rod Blagojevich
The Republican health care plan: don't get sick ... The Republicans have a back up plan in case you do get sick ... This is what the Republicans want you to do. If you get sick America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly! -- Alan Grayson
I think Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker but he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight ... Rush Limbaugh - I hope the country fails. I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs. -- Wanda Sykes
The harsh fact of the matter is when you're passing legislation that will cover 300 million American people in different ways, it takes a long time to do the necessary administrative steps that have to be taken to put the legislation together to control the people. -- John Dingell

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