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In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies! -- Wally Amos
Number one, I absolutely love making chocolate chip cookies. I mean, it's fun. It's exciting. Beyond the fact that I love making them, I love eating them. -- Debbi Fields
I think baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life. -- Martha Stewart
Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap. -- Barbara Jordan
I can't convince you to put the drink down if you're an alcoholic, you have to want to do that. I can't convince you to stop eating the cookies when you're a diabetic. You have to do that. And that takes responsibility. -- Don Young
Part 1- In search of Hot Chocolate-Chip Cookies -- James Patterson
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. -- Barbara Johnson
A balanced diet is a cookie in both hands. -- Paula Deen
I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies. -- Jennifer Aniston
Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though. -- Jim Gaffigan
Cookies are unbelievable. I have a problem, I eat like, four to five a day. -- Ryan Cabrera
If bitterness wants to get into the act, I offer it a cookie or a gumdrop. -- James Broughton
Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. -- Alec Baldwin
Nothing is more effective than sincere, accurate praise, and nothing is more lame than a cookie-cutter compliment. -- Bill Walsh
I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff. -- Sandra Bullock
Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it. -- Hector Elizondo
Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know! -- Charles M. Schulz
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. -- Bill Vaughan
I'm a mom, a full-time mom when I'm not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies, and do the homework. -- Vanna White
I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. -- Jared Padalecki
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. -- Kim Kardashian
There is a peculiar burning odor in the room, like explosives. the kitchen fills with smoke and the hot, sweet, ashy smell of scorched cookies. The war has begun. -- Alison Lurie
I was not a classic mother. But my kids were never palmed off to boarding school. So, I didn't bake cookies. You can buy cookies, but you can't buy love. -- Raquel Welch
I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that you cannot make them at home for any less. And I still give cookies away. -- Debbi Fields
A lot of producers cookie cut movies one after another, but I'll be a little more careful, and have the opportunity to be, because I have the acting career to subsidize the producing. -- Ryan Phillippe
I've never felt like I was in the cookie business. I've always been in a feel good feeling business. My job is to sell joy. My job is to sell happiness. My job is to sell an experience. -- Debbi Fields
Selling cookies helped me to realize that you needed to have a certain way to communicate with people. You also needed business skills. You knew you needed to sell a certain amount of boxes, so that gave me some business sense. -- Maria Bartiromo
A lot of the television industry is so cookie-cutter. In general, there are so many shows that are easy and bland to watch. You can tune in at any time and know exactly where you are in the story arc because it's pretty much the same every week. -- Adam Baldwin
Every time you have a carrot instead of a cookie, every time you go to the gym instead of going to the movies, that's a costly investment in your health. But how much you want to invest is going to depend on how much longer you expect to live in the future, even if you don't make those investments. -- Emily Oster
I eat anything, especially sweets. Chocolate, cookies, and I love mint-chip ice cream. -- Mary McCormack
I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. -- Hillary Clinton
Christmas cookies can't help but be retro - they are memory first, sugar-flour-egg-redhot-gumdrop-sparkle reality second. -- Dana Goodyear
I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. -- Carmen Electra
People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. -- Suze Orman
I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. -- Maria Shriver
Fortune cookies are a good idea. If the message is positive, it can make your day a little better. -- Yao Ming
Aside from the obvious chocolate cookies and ice cream, chocolate can be used in a variety of ways for desserts. -- Marcus Samuelsson
Baking cookies is comforting, and cookies are the sweetest little bit of comfort food. They are very bite-sized and personal. -- Sandra Lee
Whenever I have even a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. -- Karlie Kloss
I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don't carry guns, we carry cookies. -- Gabriel Iglesias
I've been competitive since day one. Even in little things as a child, like having a twin and a direct competitor for who makes better cookies. -- Gracie Gold
Baking is how you start kids at cooking in the kitchen. It's fun whether it's baking bread or cookies. With baking, you have to be exact when it comes to ingredients. -- Sandra Lee
Thankfully, I'm lucky enough to be able to eat ice cream. I've got to have my cookies and cream! But I work out a lot, so I burn a lot of calories. -- Adrian Peterson
Christmas for me is all about spending time with my family. I cherish any chance we have to spend all day together making gingerbread houses, baking cookies, or sitting around and watching movies. -- Blake Lively
Classic Christmas cookies are really time-consuming. Instead, make a bar you can bake in a pan and just cut up, like a brownie or a blondie or a shortbread, which still has that Christmas vibe. -- Zooey Deschanel
My mother 'gave teas' the way other mothers breathed. Her own mother 'gave teas.' All of their friends 'gave teas,' each involving butter cookies extruded from a metal press and pastel bonbons ordered from See's. -- Joan Didion
Honestly, my sales pitch when I was a kid was, 'You don't want these Girl Scout cookies, do you?' If I had to push my own books, I'd stop writing. I hate the conflation of marketing and writing. -- Jincy Willett
I think cookies are sort of the unsung sweet, you know? They're incredibly popular. But everybody thinks of cakes and pies and fancier desserts before they think cookies. A plate of cookies is a great way to end dinner and really nice to share at the holidays. -- Bobby Flay
On more than one occasion, the camera has cut to me after a break as I'm still trying to swallow the last bite of cookie. Those of you who have thought to yourselves, 'That guy talks like he has marbles in his mouth,' should know that they are not marbles, but oatmeal cookies. -- Lester Holt
I'm lucky because I have a job I love. I really miss being away from home, being in my own bed, seeing my animals and siblings, having my moms cookies. I have a couple cats. I got a kitten about a year ago and now Im going on the road so I wont see him for a while. I feel bad. -- Michelle Branch
I love oatmeal raisin cookies. -- Halston Sage
Life is like a box of cookies. -- Haruki Murakami
Fendi on my slippers & my cookies always slippery -- Nicki Minaj
Remember, there are cookies waiting here for you. -- Dean Koontz
If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos -- John Green
Come to the dark side. We have cookies. -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies. -- Erma Bombeck
Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you. -- Mason Cooley
If you're craving oatmeal cookies, apple sauce won't do.. -- Eric Jerome Dickey
I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes! -- Thom Yorke
I'm an animal thug, I grew up eatin' animal cookies -- Akinyele
I love watching keep-fit videos while munching chocolate chip cookies. -- Dolly Parton
I looked at the canine companion. "Me cookies. You stay. -- Ilona Andrews
She smells better," Claire said. "And she made me cookies. -- Rachel Caine
What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too? -- Will Ferrell
After you eat Grandma's cookies, everything in life gets better. -- Justin Smith
Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare. -- Heather Brewer
Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies. -- Edward Abbey
I love Karlie Kloss. I want to bake cookies with her! -- Taylor Swift
I will never get tired of making chocolate chip cookies. Never. -- Danielle Campbell
I love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do! -- Laura Wilkinson
There aren't enough cookies in the world to make you feel loved and whole. -- Michael Neill
Joy and sorrow are like milk and cookies. That's how well they go together. -- Neil Gaiman
I'm not sure about these cookies ... They came from the local 7/11 bakery, or whatever. -- Mitt Romney
Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. -- Anthony Hopkins
Taking pictures is like tiptoeing into the kitchen late at night and stealing Oreo cookies. -- Diane Arbus
Relax, she's not really converting. (Acheron) Look at her! She's not exactly baking cookies! (Xypher) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
People think of fortune cookies as being Chinese, but in essence, they are fundamentally American. -- Jennifer Lee
I love Pinterest, so I got a little inspiration from there - I'm obsessed with cookies. -- Devon Windsor
God never slams a door in your face without opening a box of Girl Scout cookies. -- Elizabeth Gilbert
I would rather have cookies in my jacket pockets than a chain around my dog's neck. -- Pat Miller
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues. -- Woody Paige
If you can't change the world with chocolate chip cookies, how can you change the world? -- Pat Murphy
What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies. -- Susan Beth Pfeffer
We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all. -- Sinclair Lewis
All the things I used to like - cookies, ice cream, gumbo - I don't like anymore. -- Etta James
I can make cookies and do easy stuff. Pies are very specific and hard to do well though. -- Keri Russell
I like Sultana cookies - they are so, so, so good. I think the best in the world. -- Maud Welzen
If you lose count of how many cookies you ate, the calorie intake ceases to exist. True story. -- Frank Iero
There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies. -- Nora Roberts
I love to eat - Kit Kats or cookies-and-cream ice cream. I need sugar like five times a day. -- Kim Kardashian
I can't believe I was ever stupid enough to trust Noir. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. (Zeth) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice. -- Mason Cooley
I am still convinced that a good, simple, homemade cookie is preferable to all the store-bought cookies one can find. -- James Beard
I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies. -- Norm MacDonald
We knew we loved making cookies and every time we did, we made people happy. That was our business plan. -- Debbi Fields
I bought all those [fitness] videos -- Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda. I love to sit and eat cookies and watch 'em. -- Dolly Parton
I understand that coffee and cigarettes are cool, fashionable and all that. But agree the tea with cookies still taste better. -- Jared Leto
Well, but you can eat Grandma's cookies. They're not bad for you. They were made by Grandma. Grandma wouldn't hurt you. -- John Green
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. -- Neil Gaiman
God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day. -- Sinclair B. Ferguson
I bake all the time, but I don't like to eat the cookies when they're done. I just like the dough. -- Sharon Stone
I think the kazoo and chocolate-chip cookies have a lot in common. All you need is a mouth to appreciate either one. -- Wally Amos
I've got a library copy of Gone with the Wind, a quart of milk and all these cookies. Wow! What an orgy! -- Jacqueline Susann
If I had any choice in the matter, I'd stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day. -- Simone Elkeles
I was definitely one of those people who fell for the fat-free cookies and chips that are loaded with sugar and calories. -- Alison Sweeney
Peace means no one is worried about anyone else's cookie...in this moment we are all quietly content with the cookies we have. -- Amy Krouse Rosenthal
So, fortune cookies: invented by the Japanese, popularized by the Chinese, but ultimately consumed by Americans. They are more American than anything else. -- Jennifer Lee
People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.' -- Elizabeth Banks
Self-knowledge is better than self-control any day," Raquel said firmly. "And I know myself well enough to know how I act around cookies. -- Claudia Gray
I'm very lucky because I love fruit and to this day, that has saved me because I'd much rather have fruit than cookies. -- Carrie Ann Inaba
We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love. -- Daniel Handler
I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies. -- Janet Evanovich
I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I eat. -- Robert Iler
The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life. -- Halle Berry
If I'm at a party where I'm not enjoying myself, I will put some cookies in my jacket pocket and leave without saying good-bye. -- Mindy Kaling
Want to detox yourself? Write down your dreams each morning in a journal and reflect. It's like cleaning out the cookies from your mental computer. -- Jennifer Ritchie Payette
People always starve themselves, and then they get hungry, and then they eat the wrong things, like chips or cookies or whatever they can grab. -- Heidi Klum

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