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Post-traumatic shock,' said Shaun. 'He thinks he's a boa constrictor. -- Mira Grant
My drawing was not a picture of a hat. It was a picture of a boa constrictor digesting an elephant. -- Antoine De Saint Exupéry
If your job wasn't performed by a cat or a boa constrictor in a Richard Scarry book I'm not sure I believe it's necessary -- Tim Krieder
Krystal's slow passage up the school had resembled the passage of a goat through the body of a boa constrictor, being highly visible and uncomfortable for both parties concerned. -- J. K. Rowling
I am working on a new book about a boa constrictor and a litter of hyenas. The boa constrictor swallows the babies one by one, and the mother hyena dies laughing. -- E. B. White
Then she squeezed me tighter. Her leg came up and wrapped around me. Then she kissed me too hard and our teeth banged together. I felt like a boa constrictor's dinner. -- Dan Ahearn
Is that a hairy snake around her neck? Looks like something a murderess would wear. It's as if she's broadcasting, Come here and cuddle with my cute, furry boa constrictor. Let me drape it around your bare neck. -- Jarod Kintz
The established church of the town of Mansoul has the Devil for its archbishop. Sin has enclasped our nature as a boa constrictor encircles its victim, and when it has maintained its hold for twenty, forty, or sixty years, I hope you are not so foolish as to think that holy things will easily get the mastery. -- Charles H. Spurgeon
What use were his talons and fangs to the dying tiger? In the clutches, say, to make matters worse, of a boa-constrictor? But apparently this improbable tiger had no intention of dying just yet. On the contrary, he intended taking a little walk, taking the boa-constrictor with him, even to pretend, for a while, it wasn't there. -- Malcolm Lowry
New Rule: For at least the next generation, the Crocodile Hunter clan has to leave nature alone. This week, the late Steve Irwin's youngest son was bitten by a boa constrictor. Authorities don't know exactly what went wrong, but they think the accident might have happened when a bunch of idiots let a four-year-old fuck around with a giant snake. -- Bill Maher
If you took the city of Tokyo and turned it upside down and shook it you would be amazed at the animals that fall out: badgers, wolves, boa constrictors, crocodiles, ostriches, baboons, capybaras, wild boars, leopards, manatees, ruminants, in untold numbers. There is no doubt in my mind that that feral giraffes and feral hippos have been living in Tokyo for generations without seeing a soul. -- Yann Martel
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor. -- Noel Coward
He and I were about as compatible as a rat and a boa constrictor. -- Stevie Nicks
The winter passed as slowly and peacefully as a boa constrictor digesting a valium addict. -- Tom Robbins
It's fine if you want a system that shows a boa constrictor to better advantage than a man. -- George Stevens
My drawing was not a picture of a hat. It was a picture of a boa constrictor digesting an elephant. -- Antoine De Saint Exupéry
Psychoanalysis: a rabbit that was swallowed by a boa constrictor just wanted to see what it was like in there. -- Karl Kraus
Evil is unintelligible. It is just a thing in itself, like boarding a crowded commuter train wearing only a giant boa constrictor. There is no context which would make it explicable. -- Terry Eagleton
There was no escape from the letter-writer who, a hundred or a hundred and twenty-five years ago, captured a coveted correspondent. It would have been as easy to shake off an octopus or a boa-constrictor. -- Agnes Repplier

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