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  • Grab the broom of anger and drive off the beast of fear. -- Zora Neale Hurston
  • Cleaning is therapy for me. I'm not ashamed of holding the duster or broom. -- Amisha Patel
  • I was a shy kid with a broom handle that I pretended was a microphone. -- Patti LaBelle
  • It's not like I ride a broom into interviews. I don't hang upside down with a cape on. -- Trent Reznor
  • Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string; I wouldn't get bored anywhere. -- Keith Richards
  • Inconvenience yourself: ditch the remote, the garage door opener, the leaf-blower; buy a bike, broom, rake, and snow shovel. -- Dan Buettner
  • I mean, give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. -- Keith Richards
  • Shine like the day I set cosmic eyes on you, friend, by the light of the sweet squash in my lovely laser broom. -- Bradley Chicho
  • I was just another long-haired teenage kid with visions of grandeur, strumming a tennis racket or a broom in front of his bedroom mirror. -- Jon Bon Jovi
  • Confession of errors is like a broom which sweeps away the dirt and leaves the surface brighter and clearer. I feel stronger for confession. -- Mahatma Gandhi
  • There's times when I'm cleaning the kitchen, and while I'm doing that, I'm singing and air guitaring with a broom to 'You Should Be Dancing.' -- Corey Taylor
  • When I was eight, my pals and I went up to my bedroom, put on our party frocks and mimed to ABBA records using broom handles as microphones. -- Kylie Minogue
  • I can juggle, not well... I can balance a broom on my chin. I can do very simple carny tricks, a little sleight of hand with cards and coins. -- Rich Sommer
  • I'm 51; I'm younger than Tony Blair. I don't have a dicky heart; I'm up like a broom handle in the morning. I don't drink or gamble - I'm still a catch. -- George Galloway
  • Indeed, most magicians catch the bug as kids. My first audience was my family in Long Island. My first 'assistant' was my mother, whom I levitated on a broom in our living room. -- Criss Angel
  • The big shock of my life was Abstract Expressionism - Pollock, de Kooning, those guys. It changed my work. I was an academically trained student, and suddenly you could pour paint, smear it on, broom it on! -- LeRoy Neiman
  • I do chores around the house, but I don't get an allowance for them. I wash the dishes and sweep the floor... I'm sweeping the floor quite a lot, and my mum always expects me to get a broom and swagger it across the floor all the time. -- Callan McAuliffe
  • Kanan is a big road through the Santa Monica Mountains. Between mid-March and mid-April, when you get over to the western side of the mountains, it's populated by Spanish broom - this beautiful, yellow, flowering weed that smells the way I imagine it smells along the Yellow Brick Road. -- John C. McGinley
  • Maybe it's naive to say, but it almost seems like, in the past, people tried to sell you something you would actually need, like a hammer or a broom or a toothbrush. But now there's this notion that they can sell you anything. And all they have to do is convince you that you need it. -- Tracy Chapman
  • Get me a broom. I'll sweep my own office. -- Wernher von Braun
  • The person who sweeps the floor should choose the broom. -- Howard Behar
  • A broom is drearily sweeping up the broken pieces of yesterday's life. -- Jimi Hendrix
  • Do you want to be great? Pick up a broom and sweep the floor. -- Mother Teresa
  • In convent, I live for 4 months in a broom closet. I do not rot. -- Helena
  • He's swept with the broom of contempt and the rooms have an empty ring. -- Joni Mitchell
  • A legal broom's a moral chimney-sweeper, And that's the reason he himself's so dirty -- Lord Byron
  • Let's see . . . ah, yes, this is nice and cozy." It was a broom cupboard. -- J. K. Rowling
  • Never let the guy with the broom decide how many elephants can be in the parade. -- Merlin Mann
  • A new broom can sweep the floor, but an old broom knows where the dirt is. -- Paul Mooney
  • I think we are all frightened a little bit when a new broom starts to sweep. -- Steve Bruce
  • The Blessed Virgin used me like a broom, and then put me back in my place. -- Bernadette Soubirous
  • The only man who makes money following the races is one who does it with a broom and shovel. -- Elbert Hubbard
  • Pity you can't attach an extra arm to your [broom], Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you. -- J. K. Rowling
  • After the hockey stick, Sardara Singh scores with the broom! A great effort by him towards a Swachh Bharat. -- Narendra Modi
  • A broom sweeps clean, and itself becomes soiled; cleanse yourself of those offenses of which you may feel guilty. -- Baal Shem Tov
  • All the wild-witches, those most notable ladies For all their broom-sticks and their tears, Their angry tears, are gone. -- William Butler Yeats
  • There should be less talk. . . . What do you do then? Take a broom and clean someone's house. That says enough. -- Mother Teresa
  • If you can cut the head off of this broom-goober with that sword, then I'll believe you can gank zombies with it. -- Cedric Nye
  • Don't read the sutras - practice meditation. Don't take up the broom - practice meditation. Don't plant tea seeds - practice meditation. -- Ikkyu
  • Meditation is like a giant broom for sweeping away any stagnant or blocked energy that you may have buried deep in your body. -- Deborah King
  • Photographers who come up with power never get accused of imitating anyone else even though they photograph the same broom, same street, same portraits. -- Minor White
  • She comes by night, in fearsome flight, in garments black as pitch, the queen of doom upon her broom, the wild and wicked witch. -- Jack Prelutsky
  • I was Ashallayn'darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. -- Julie Kagawa
  • HARRY, THIS IS NO TIME TO BE A GENTLEMAN!" Wood roared as Harry swerved to avoid collision. "KNOCK HER OFF HER BROOM IF YOU HAVE TO! -- J. K. Rowling
  • Sweep my dreams not beneath my feet. Be somewhere that my steps won't meet. Breaking the broom isn't a must. Don't mistake unmoved dreams for dust -- Isaiah J. Lawrence
  • The broom wasn't as comforting as a flamethrower would have been, but it was better than a mop and certainly more threatening than a feather duster. -- Dean Koontz
  • When I was a teenager, I was so dumb my mamma knocked me off the porch with a broom. You wish you had so good a mamma. -- Deacon Jones
  • ... the ocean could not be swept back with a broom. The truth was out. It illuminated the world. Motherhood no longer cringed before the relentless laws of fecundity. -- Margaret Sanger
  • Basic principles: no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom. -- Will Smith
  • (About sweeping).... What he was in FACT doing was moving the dirt around with a broom, to give it a change of scenery and a chance to make new friends. -- Terry Pratchett
  • If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls. -- Dylan Moran
  • The sweeper of the street is a leader in his own respect provided he does his job well with all love, diligence and attention than anyone would do when given the same broom sticks. -- Israelmore Ayivor
  • I learned to fly on a broom," he said, rolling up his sleeves. "I can learn to milk a goat, I bet." Though flying on a broom proved to be the easier task, he found. -- Gregory Maguire
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