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Bridesmaids are never going to upstage the bride. -- Georgina Chapman
Immortality, thou art a chimerical bridesmaid of life. -- Aporva Kala
I was a bridesmaid at a wedding in one picture. -- Dorothy Malone
Always the bridesmaid , never the bride." Always the godfather, never the god". -- Gregory Maguire
Up until 'Bridesmaids,' the general consensus was that women preferred comedy a bit softer. -- Judd Apatow
Mothers! They promise you they'll never get married again, and next thing you know you're a bridesmaid. -- Mindy Schanback
I'll be needing a bridesmaid',she said.'A tall one. That way, I'll look more petite and feminine. -- John Flanagan
You think your friends have good taste in fashion, until they ask you to wear an ugly bridesmaid dress! -- Wendi McLendon Covey
The Librarian liked being best man. You were allowed to kiss bridesmaids, and they weren't allowed to run away. -- Terry Pratchett
I am usually part of any disaster at a wedding if I'm a bridesmaid, which I've been lucky enough to be several times. -- Jennifer Garner
I'm not blond or super fit or perfect. Not romantic, not "an individual," and definitely not a genius. So what am I? I'll tell you what : a bridesmaid. -- Tamara Summers
Had 'Bridesmaids' not ended up being so amazing and successful, we would never have been able to make 'Bachelorette.' So we are in awe of 'Bridesmaids' and totally owe them so much. -- Lizzy Caplan
She had worn a sequined, strapless wedding gown, and left her bridesmaid to wear brightly flowered dresses to fit for a kind of pornographic milkmaid: low-cut and laced up the midriff with a sort of shoelace"What Scarlet O'Hara might have done with a shower curtain, if she were trying to snag a plumber. -- Lorrie Moore
That's it for me. I'm fucked. As per usual. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. Although come to think of it I was never even the freaking bridesmaid. Look, show your cock. It's the shortest line between two points. The world ain't giving away nice lives. You got a trust fund? You a genius? Show your cock. It's what you got. -- George Saunders
I don't want comedy to be Bridesmaids 2. I'm not denigrating Bridesmaids but, enough already, let's stop pretending women are incalculably different to us. Seeking out podcasts, listening on headphones, it's like an intimate, specific conversation. People respond if it feels from the heart. I'm as neurotic a human being as lives, and I have my faults. I'm a drunk. But people really like that. -- Greg Proops
I'm one of those people who has always been a bridesmaid. -- Piper Laurie
So many times, I have a speech ready but no dice. Always a bridesmaid, never a mother. -- Michael Curtiz
You think your friends have good taste in fashion, until they ask you to wear an ugly bridesmaid dress! -- Wendi McLendon Covey
I was an altar boy in the Roman Catholic Church and no priest ever laid a hand on me. That's me, always the bridesmaid... -- Dana Gould
I have been a bridesmaid. Fortunately, the outfits were pretty tame. They were cream and black, but I still wouldn't wear them out in public, though. -- Juliana Hatfield
I don't think I've ever tried on a corset, though a certain bridesmaid's dress did require a torturous bustier that will stay forever burned in my sensory memory. -- Laura Moriarty
I don't actually keep the dresses I've worn during other friends' weddings. Closets are small in New York City - I can't be squandering space on bridesmaid dresses. -- Jill Davis
He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistence. "You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog. -- James Patterson
One of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid. Usually standing from behind. -- Aziz Ansari

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