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  • When you're taxing bovine flatulence emissions, there's nothing left to tax. -- Mark Steyn
  • Those no-sooner-have-I-touched-the-pillow people are past my comprehension. There is something bovine about them. -- J. B. Priestley
  • The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk. -- Ogden Nash
  • The proper condition of the human is not bovine placidity... the highest degree of tension that can be creatively borne. -- Brian Swimme
  • I have always voted Labour and I always will. I have got to have one stupid, bovine part of me and that's the part that votes Labour. -- Julie Burchill
  • Life, with all it's sorrows, cares, perplexities and heart-breaks, is more interesting than bovine placidity, hence more desirable. The more interesting it is, the happier it is. -- William Lyon Phelps
  • History, in other words, is just a device to be used by well-paid boobherds to drive the American cattle in bovine content to their pastures or to the abattoir. -- Revilo P. Oliver
  • I'm healthy as an ox. And you?" "To compare myself with a bovine would be both ridiculous and insulting, but I'm fit as ever, if that is what you are asking. -- Christopher Paolini
  • All abilities are paid for with disabilities. perfect health may entail the heavy toll of bovine stupidity. insight into one area involves blind spots in another. i could not have done what i have done as a writer had i been a gifted mathematician or physicist. honesty wrung out of him by pain, he cried out with a loud voice. -- William S. Burroughs
  • One reason milk consumption may lead to cancer risk is insulin-like growth factor, IGF-1 (not to be confused with bovine growth hormone, rBGH). Milk contains IGF-1 for good reason: milk is designed for babies, and IGF-1 helps us grow. IGF-1 affects growth, as well as other functions, and is normally found in our blood. Higher levels of IGF-1, however, appear to stimulate cancer cells. -- Alison Stewart
  • The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk. -- Ogden Nash
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