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Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much. -- Will Cuppy
The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos. -- Jim Hightower
I know I'm smarter than an armadillo -- Lee Child
Is God a man or a woman? God could be an armadillo. I have no idea. -- Sherman Alexie
Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard -- Bill Bailey
You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice. -- Dana Carvey
If you ask my dad for help... he'll help. Like a vulture helps an over-run armadillo on a Texas highway. One peck at the time. -- Christopher Titus
I do a lot of thrifting, but I don't go shopping in a concerted way very often. I find things by accident that I can't talk myself out of, like armadillo purses. -- Mackenzie Davis
What joy when the insouciant armadillo glances at us and doesn't quicken his trotting across the track into the palm brush. What is this joy? That no animal falters, but knows what it must do? -- Denise Levertov
A great artist can look at an old woman, portray her exactly as she is ... and force the viewer to see the pretty girl she used to be ... more than that, he can make anyone with the sensitivity of an armadillo see that this lovely young girl is still alive -- Robert A. Heinlein
While other guitars may have more twang or an esoteric atmosphere, the Les Paul is like a T-Rex thampling everything in it's path .. it can be subtle if you want it to be, but it works best if you have an 'armadillo in your trousers' and you want to articulate that -- Miles Zuniga
...in the woods, if you stopped, if you grew still, you'd hear a whole new set of sounds, wind rasping through silhouetted leaves and the cries and chatter of blue jays and brown thrashers and redbirds and sparrows, the calling of crows and hawks, squirrels barking, frogs burping, the far braying of dogs, armadillos snorkeling through dead leaves... -- Tom Franklin
Dallas is an extraordinary place in it's own right. The first thing about Dallas that you can't get away from, particularly when I arrived, you've got no idea of the heat in this place. It's over 100 degrees, and with that the humidity is ridiculous. I mean, people don't live here, armadillos live here. -- Chris Vance
There's nothing in the middle of the road but a yellow stripe and dead armadillos. -- Jim Hightower
One of my favorite books is 'Armadillo Rodeo', and I got the idea from traveling to Texas and seeing armadillos. -- Jan Brett
avacados, prickly pears and papayas used to be gulped down whole, seeds and all, by fridge-sized armadillos called glyptodonts. -- Adam Leith Gollner
...avacados, prickly pears and papayas used to be gulped down whole, seeds and all, by fridge-sized armadillos called glyptodonts. -- Adam Leith Gollner

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