Tonny Quotes in Pusher II (2004)

Smeden: Be a good example to your kid.

Tonny: [ironically] Like you?

Smeden: Yeah, like me.

Ø: Not much you've pumped while in prison, I see...

Tonny: Shut the fuck up.

Ø: Nice bag you got there, by the way.

Tonny: Go fuck yourself.

Luder #1: [Tonny can't get an erection] You okay?

Tonny: Yeah! Come one! Come on! Come on! Almost got this sucker!

Kusse-Kurt: Dude, I just got this new maid in the house, right? A really nice, little cunt. Then last night, I was doing her doggy-style in the bathtub, right? Then suddenly, she slipped in the foam and smacked her teeth on the edge - four teeth out her mouth. Must have hurt like shit, dude.

Tonny: Fuck dude. What the fuck did you do, then?

Kusse-Kurt: Nothing. It didn't mean shit, it was baby teeth.

Tonny: [realizing it's a joke] You're fucking sick, dude.

Tonny: I was just trying to...

Smeden: [interrupts him] Trying? What's it like being such a dickhead, huh?

Tonny: [trying to buy a gun] Can't I pawn something?

Lille Muhammed: You got anything of value?

Tonny: My shoes?

Lille Muhammed: [in disbelief] Your shoes? Get the fuck out of here! What the fuck do you think this is? Fucking jerk.

Tonny: Can I smash your TV?

Kusse-Kurt: Sure. We'll smash everything.

Tonny: [after shooting Kurt] I'll take the car.

Kusse-Kurt: You're not taking the fucking car! You fucking idiot!

Smeden: [Tonny has just stolen a Ferrari] You fucking idiot!

Tonny: Relax!

Smeden: You don't steal a fucking Ferrari, unless someone's ordered it!

Smeden: Let me see your arm.

Tonny: What?

Smeden: I said, let me see your arm.

Tonny: Why?

Smeden: I need to see if you got any... measles.

Tonny: I'M THE GREATEST GUY IN THE WORLD!

Tonny: I once ejaculated a girl in the face, and she wanted me to piss it off.

Frank: Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ejaculated a girl in the face, and she wanted you to piss it off?

Tonny: Yeah.

Frank: [laughing] Pervert! That's fucking sick!

Tonny: It is not?

Frank: It's fucking sick, man. Who was she?

Tonny: Your mother.

Tonny: What's with you and Vic?

Frank: I'm fucking her.

Tonny: Is she "the one"?

Frank: No. She's a hooker. My girlfriend shouldn't be a hooker.

Tonny: Is she wild in bed?

Frank: Yeah, she's alright.

Tonny: Does she moan alot?

Frank: I'm not fucking telling you.

Tonny: Hey fish! Do you often get pussy?

Tonny: [after snorting some coke] I need to have a shit!