Toninho Quotes in Woman on Top (2000)

Toninho: Isabella, I swear on my mother's grave, you are the only woman I ever loved.

Isabella: Your mother is still alive.

Toninho: That's not the point.

Toninho: How COULD she? Squeezing her coconuts for all the world to see!

[talking to operator about Monica]

Toninho: But she's quite unique! She's 5'10, braids, great legs and... she's a man!

Operator: In San Francisco, that is not unique!

Toninho: [explaining to his wife why he cheated on her] Isabella! Isabella! I'm a man! I have to be on top SOMETIMES!