Tom Piper Quotes in Babes in Toyland (1997)

Jill: Are you Tom's girlfriend?

Mary: I'm his boss.

Tom Piper: But... I think she'd rather be my girlfriend.

Mary: Right, when cats play fiddles.

[a cat playing "Here come the bride" to a newly wed plate and spoon with his fiddle]

Tom Piper: Ha ha ha ha ha ha, what do you know, he's playing our song.

Barnaby Crookedman: Oh, come come my dear. I offering far more than the place is worth. Even you father Could have seen that.

Mary: Mr. Barnaby, the factory is not for sale, poppa build this factory. Without it there wouldn't be any toyland.

Barnaby Crookedman: Hmm, how true. Which makes the thought of the old factory closing down, dovelly destressing, doesn't it.

Mary: Why would we close down?

Barnaby Crookedman: No toy orders from Santa Claus. It's all over toyland, that Tom Piper never returned from the North Pole. I even heard the goblins had him for dinner. Ha ha

Tom Piper: [justed entered the room] Oh really, and how did I taste?

Barnaby Crookedman: Stay out of this Piper. And since, Santa's order is the mainstay of your business... PIPER?

Tom Piper: Hey, how you doing

Mary: [an army of goblins arrive at the town gate] Tom, it's the goblins.

Tom Piper: That's impossible, who lead them here?

Barnaby Crookedman: [to the Goblins and tipping his hat] Welcome to Toyland.

Tom Piper: That's right children, we've been playing with the toys.

Toymaker: [laughing] That's right. We were just playing with the toys.