Barnaby Crookedman Quotes in Babes in Toyland (1997)

Barnaby Crookedman: Dumpty, do you ever ponder, the fragility of an egg?

[Points him with his can]

Mr. Dumpty: Now, cut that out.

Barnaby Crookedman: Imagine what may happen, if were to find yourself, oh lets say. top a high wall

[Barnaby and Dumpty on top on top of a town bridge. Barnaby taps Dumpty]

Barnaby Crookedman: You could have a great fall, and all the king's horse,

[swat Dumpty with his cane]

Barnaby Crookedman: and all the king's men,

[Tap him again]

Barnaby Crookedman: could never put Humpty Dumpty...

[Swat dumpty, but miss]

Barnaby Crookedman: TOGETHER AGAIN

[Catches Dumpty by the lanyard of the factory keys, over one side of the bridge]

Mr. Dumpty: Please Barnaby

[Barnaby snatches the key, cause it to break lanyard and send Dumpty falling and breaking beneath the bridge, on the stone street floor]

Barnaby Crookedman: Ah ho ho, Scat, he's all broken up, that makes two us.

[snickering wickedly]

Barnaby Crookedman: Oh, come come my dear. I offering far more than the place is worth. Even you father Could have seen that.

Mary: Mr. Barnaby, the factory is not for sale, poppa build this factory. Without it there wouldn't be any toyland.

Barnaby Crookedman: Hmm, how true. Which makes the thought of the old factory closing down, dovelly destressing, doesn't it.

Mary: Why would we close down?

Barnaby Crookedman: No toy orders from Santa Claus. It's all over toyland, that Tom Piper never returned from the North Pole. I even heard the goblins had him for dinner. Ha ha

Tom Piper: [justed entered the room] Oh really, and how did I taste?

Barnaby Crookedman: Stay out of this Piper. And since, Santa's order is the mainstay of your business... PIPER?

Tom Piper: Hey, how you doing

Mary: [an army of goblins arrive at the town gate] Tom, it's the goblins.

Tom Piper: That's impossible, who lead them here?

Barnaby Crookedman: [to the Goblins and tipping his hat] Welcome to Toyland.