Toby Wong Quotes in Drive (1997)

Malik Brody: Funny, 'cause the image that Americans have of China is that's it's a country full of people with little tiny feet, and they run around and kick the shit out of each other everyday.

Toby Wong: Well that's the same image we have of America, except you guys have big feet and kick the shit out of each other less gracefully.

Malik Brody: Yeah, I can see that.

Malik Brody: I knew these guys weren't real cops.

Toby Wong: They're real... Real Dirty.

Malik Brody: What the hell were you doing while I was getting my ass kicked?

Toby Wong: I was catching up on an episode of "Walter - the Einstein frog".

Toby Wong: Back to plan A.

Malik Brody: What's plan A?

Toby Wong: Don't get shot.

Malik Brody: Good plan!

[Before jumping]

Malik Brody: It's suicide, you wanna talk about it?

Toby Wong: Tell me on the way down.

Malik Brody: Hey man, tell me about China. Is there a lot of Kung Fu shit going on?

Toby Wong: What do you mean?

Malik Brody: Like guys coming up to each other on the street going 'hmm... Your Kung Fu is pretty useless, as well as obsolete. You insult me! You bastard. Prepare to die!'

Toby Wong: No, not a whole lot...

Toby Wong: Are you okay?

Malik Brody: Okay? OKAY? I'm in one piece, motherfucker, but okay's something I ain't been since we met!

Malik Brody: You don't look like Miss Daisy, I should be driving you no fucking where.

Toby Wong: Shut up!

Malik Brody: Can't smoke can't talk, I'm fucking covered. You take the car, I'll walk. Drive your own fucking self.

Toby Wong: Just shoot us Madison, don't bore us to death.

Toby Wong: Just relax, and drive.

Toby Wong: Let's go let's go!

Malik Brody: We are going, this ain't the Batmobile!

Toby Wong: Time to blow!

Malik Brody: Time to blow?

Toby Wong: I got a funny feeling we're about to see some familiar faces.

Malik Brody: Funny feeling? Well, your definition of funny and mine must be completely different, because I don't see a damn thing funny!

Toby Wong: They're not supposed to kill me, I'm too valuable to them.

Malik Brody: Valuable? Oh, you're about a penny a pound as far as I'm concerned. If you're so fucking precious, why did you kidnap me? Why did you get me involved, I mean I know I'm good looking but damn! This is like shit on Malik week!

Toby Wong: Don't smoke in the car!

Malik Brody: I'm sorry, you don't want me to smoke, in MY car? Can I open a window and smoke? Oh, this is fun, this is fucking fun. You know what, you're right, you're absolutely right, I'm gonna quit!