Vadge Quotes in Blubberella (2011)
Vadge Quotes:
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Blubberella: [Refuses to pick up egg] Uh...
Vadge: I know you're just gonna leave that on the floor.
Blubberella: I'll get it momma!
Vadge: [stands up] Now!
Blubberella: I'll get it when I wanna get it.
Vadge: You'll get it when you wanna get it?
Blubberella: Yeah.
Vadge: Is this your house? You think you're a grown-ass vampire cause you gave it up to your little cootchie pie? Well you ain't no grown-ass vampire! You're average! Are you listening to me? Are you listening to me bitch?
[hits Blubberella with a pan]
Vadge: I guess I didn't hit you hard enough!
[picks up a turkey leg]
Vadge: Come get a snack bitch, come on!
-- Vadge -
Nathaniel Gregor: I certainly would have remembered you from the resistance fighter meetings. I would have brought the cookies, but I fear you would have eaten them all.
Blubberella: Cookies?
Nathaniel Gregor: I'm Nathaniel. You've already met my partner Vadge.
Blubberella: Oh... partners.
Nathaniel Gregor: I've never seen anybody move like you do. Like a caged rhino who hasn't been fed in weeks. Curious thing is I'm not so sure you are a girl.
Blubberella: What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
Nathaniel Gregor: You're her, aren't you. The Dhaphir?
Vadge: She kind of moves like a watermelon.
Nathaniel Gregor: I would really like to talk to you.
Blubberella: Well, if your men would get their phallic symbols out of my face, I guess you can buy me dinner.
Nathaniel Gregor: Where's the Commandant?
Blubberella: An appetizer.
-- Vadge -
Vadge: You think you're special cause your the Dhaphir?
[mocks Blubberella]
Vadge: Oh, I'm the Dhaphir. You ain't precious, you're average! Precious!
[throws bread at Blubberella]
-- Vadge -
Blubberella: [Drops egg on floor] Oops.
Vadge: Now who's gonna clean all that motherfuckin' mess up? I just got new linoleum!
-- Vadge
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