Vadge Quotes in Blubberella (2011)

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Vadge Quotes:

  • Blubberella: [Refuses to pick up egg] Uh...

    Vadge: I know you're just gonna leave that on the floor.

    Blubberella: I'll get it momma!

    Vadge: [stands up] Now!

    Blubberella: I'll get it when I wanna get it.

    Vadge: You'll get it when you wanna get it?

    Blubberella: Yeah.

    Vadge: Is this your house? You think you're a grown-ass vampire cause you gave it up to your little cootchie pie? Well you ain't no grown-ass vampire! You're average! Are you listening to me? Are you listening to me bitch?

    [hits Blubberella with a pan]

    Vadge: I guess I didn't hit you hard enough!

    [picks up a turkey leg]

    Vadge: Come get a snack bitch, come on!

  • Nathaniel Gregor: I certainly would have remembered you from the resistance fighter meetings. I would have brought the cookies, but I fear you would have eaten them all.

    Blubberella: Cookies?

    Nathaniel Gregor: I'm Nathaniel. You've already met my partner Vadge.

    Blubberella: Oh... partners.

    Nathaniel Gregor: I've never seen anybody move like you do. Like a caged rhino who hasn't been fed in weeks. Curious thing is I'm not so sure you are a girl.

    Blubberella: What the fuck's that supposed to mean?

    Nathaniel Gregor: You're her, aren't you. The Dhaphir?

    Vadge: She kind of moves like a watermelon.

    Nathaniel Gregor: I would really like to talk to you.

    Blubberella: Well, if your men would get their phallic symbols out of my face, I guess you can buy me dinner.

    Nathaniel Gregor: Where's the Commandant?

    Blubberella: An appetizer.

  • Vadge: You think you're special cause your the Dhaphir?

    [mocks Blubberella]

    Vadge: Oh, I'm the Dhaphir. You ain't precious, you're average! Precious!

    [throws bread at Blubberella]

  • Blubberella: [Drops egg on floor] Oops.

    Vadge: Now who's gonna clean all that motherfuckin' mess up? I just got new linoleum!

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