Tobi Quotes in Sommersturm (2004)

Tobi: [interrupting Anke's seduction] I'm S-sorry, I can't do it.

Anke: Tobi, if you don't love me, or if I'm doing something wrong, then tell me. What's wrong?

Tobi: I'm in love...

Anke: With whom? Do I know her?

Tobi: Uh-uh. I mean...

Anke: It's not Sandra? I don't believe it.

Tobi: It's not a girl.

Achim: [while joyously roughhousing] Hey, you have a hard-on.

Tobi: Bullshit, I do not.

Achim: Of course you do.

Tobi: My hard-on looks different than that.

Achim: You pervert.

Tobi: Fine, so I do have a hard-on.

Achim: No, it's cool.

Tobi: Let's jerk off. I feel the need.

Tobi: What's wrong? Can't I kiss girls anymore just because I'm gay?

[repeated line]

Tobi: Wie samma

[How are we?]

Tobi: Guad samma!

[We're great!]

Tobi: Will we still hang out when we're forty?

Achim: Sure, why not?

Tobi: I thought you and Sandra...

Achim: What about you and Anke?

Tobi: Yeah, if you and Sandra, and me and Anke... If we're all paired off, then our friendship's over, isn't it?

Achim: Why's that? This is different.

Tobi: How was it with you?

Leo: It wasn't easy.

Tobi: But then it got easier?

[first lines]

Tobi: She said, "I don't mind?"

Achim: Those very words. Now chill. I have to keep at 140.

Leo: A sex offender on the team will get you disqualified.

Tobi: No way. Ferdl's our equipment manager.

Malte: Either way, you'll lose. We're the best.

Tobi: Jerking off in the boathouse is okay but a little kiss is a disaster! I can't figure you out!