Martin Tweed Quotes in American Dreamz (2006)

Jessica: [Opening Lines]

[after Martin receives a fax showing American Dreamz as the top rated show]

Jessica: How are the numbers?

Martin Tweed: Incredible.

[chuckles]

Martin Tweed: Absolutely incredible.

Jessica: Congratulations.

[pause]

Jessica: I'm leaving you.

[long pause]

Jessica: Did you hear what I said? I'm leaving you.

Martin Tweed: [still staring at the fax] Yeah, I heard. Yeah, Yeah

Jessica: I'm not kidding.

Martin Tweed: I know.

[turns and walks toward her]

Martin Tweed: Look, I think it's an excellent decision on your part.

Jessica: You do?

Martin Tweed: You're a fantastic person and the last year's been really great. You're beautiful. The sex has been wonderful. You're kind and supportive. You wait for me with dinner when I work late: you're amazing. And it's driving me out of my *fucking* mind.

[she stares in disbelief]

Martin Tweed: You know, with numbers like this, this should be the happiest day of my life and instead i have to worry about whether I make *you* happy all the time!

[pause, her lip quivers]

Martin Tweed: Jessica, sweetheart, you make me feel like being a better person. And I'm not a better person. I'm me.

Jessica: [teary-eyed as she walks away] I feel sorry for you.

Martin Tweed: Don't. I certainly don't. In fact, I envy myself deeply.

[from trailer]

Martin Tweed: That's weird, one can become quite detached from reality when one's famous.

Sally Kendoo: That sounds so cool.

Martin Tweed: Jessica, you make me feel like being a better person and I'm not a better person. I'm me.

Martin Tweed: I want an Arab. And a Jew. I want an Arab and a Jew.

Accordo: How about... An Arab-Jew?

Martin Tweed: I think I'm Omar-sexual.

Martin Tweed: Am I lovable?

Accordo: ...Yes. Yeah. Uh-uh. Yup.

Martin Tweed: How about you?

Ittles: I love you. That's all I know.

Martin Tweed: Sometimes I look at you and see my own reflection. It's revolting.