Toad Quotes in X-Men (2000)

[Storm comes back up through the elevator]

Toad: Don't you people ever die?

[Sabretooth has returned to the Brotherhood's lair]

Toad: Weren't you supposed to bring someone back with you?

Sabretooth: [growls] Shut up!

[to Sabertooth, who has just been thrown through the wall by Storm]

Toad: Quit playin' around!

Toad: Don't you people ever die?

Toad: Say, what's another word that rhymes with dimension?

Mario: Yeah, tension, and I'm full of it so shut up.

Toad: You boys ain't from around here, are you?

Mario Mario, Luigi Mario: Brooklyn.

Toad: Koopa, you're a lousy leader!

Tadpole: Is it the Glorious Amphibian Dawn, dad?

Toad: Anything for you, my little man.

Tadpole: Can I have a pony?

Toad: No.

Tadpole: A puppy?

Toad: We'll talk about it.

Tadpole: Can we talk about it now?

Toad: No!

[All the tadpoles start asking for puppies]

Toad: No, you can't all have puppies! Please, daddy's working!

Toad: You find my pain amusing?

Le Frog: I find everyone's pain amusing, except my own... I'm French!

Toad: Prepare to meet you maker. Your... "ice maker".

Whitey: Hah hah, makes me laugh every time, that one.

Fly: He's a mad man! Run away, run...

[the Toad swallows the fly]

Toad: Pardon me, my fly's undone.

Toad: Where are those idiots!

[talking to his tadpoles]

Toad: It's so hard to get good help these days, my boys.

[speaks baby talk]

Toad: Yes, that's right. Oh, come on out, my lovelies. Cheer your old Dad up. Poor Daddy, surrounded by filthy rats in this joy-less, sun-less void! But don't worry, Daddy will get rid of them all. They'll all be deady-weddy.

[Kisses tadpole tank. Whitey and Spike enter]

Toad: Did you find it?

[still in baby voice]

Spike: Huh?

Toad: [angered] Uh! Did you find it?

Toad: You wretched vermin! I'll make you pay for this!

Le Frog: Ah, give it a rest, cousin... and get your kids a puppy.

[Le Frog Has brought a cable necessary for the Toad's plan]

Toad: At last, it's mine!

[the Toad laughs for half a minute and is annoying Le Frog]

Le Frog: Just take it!

Toad: [to Le Frog] Perhaps you forget that it was a rat who cast me from paradise.

Le Frog: [Rolling his eyes] Oh please not the scrapbook again.

Toad: [pulls a book off a shelf] My memoirs , volume one details the dire and tragic story of my youth.

Le Frog: Oh mon dieu.

Toad: Of all the pets in Buckingham palace , young prince charles fancied me the best , we would frolic day after sunny day in royal abandon sharing that sweet and magical bond between boy and toad.

Le Frog: Your going to make me throw up.

Toad: We were inseparable until... it arrived THAT RAT , while the poor boys head was turned , I was cruelly plunged into a whirlpool of despair.

Le Frog: I know I know you were flushed away down the loo right? boo hoo hoo, it is so dark, so cold, so terrible

[chuckles]

Le Frog: .

Toad: You find my pain funny?

Le Frog: I find everyones pain funny but my own, I'm French.

Toad: [stands up and knocks over a table] Just get that cable.

Toad: You are late.

Le Frog: Fashionably late my warty English cousin. I know no other way.

Toad: Huzzah, a man of quality!

Toad: You find my pain funny?

Le Frog: I find everyone's pain funny but my own. I'm French.

[repeated line]

Toad: Good bye, vermin.

Toad: [singing] Oh, the clever men at Oxford/ knows all there is to be knowed/ but nobody knows as half as much as clever old Mr. Toad! The world's held greatest heroes/ as history books have showed/ but never a name, went down to fame/ compared to that of Toad! Oh, the army all saluted/ as he marched along the road...

The Sun: ...Was it the king or the president?...

Toad: ...No, it was Mr. Toad!

Toad: [imitating the motor-car] Poop poop!

The Jailer's Daughter: I made bubble-and-squeak.

Toad: What do I care for the pleasures of the flesh!

The Jailer's Daughter: I'll take it away, then...

Toad: No! We wouldn't want to waste it.

Toad: Make yourselves at home.

[Omar jumps onto the couch, gets caught by Toad]

Toad: Except you.

Omar: It was the freak reference, wasn't it?

Toad: You gonna apologize, rude boy?

Omar: I'm sorry...

[quickly]

Omar: ... dogbreath dicknose!

Toad: [enraged] Why you...!

Omar: Look. It's a waste of time to creep around this depravos mansion, escorted by two of Mother Nature's finest freaks!

[Toad enters from behind Omar, who doesn't notice him at first]

Toad: [angry] THREE.

Omar: Huh?

Toad: [angry] THREE.

Omar: Oh. *This* one talks in numbers!

Toad: [threateningly] Words to the wise, guy. Be nice, or be dog food. Follow?

Toad: Words to the wise-guy - be nice, or be dog food! Follow?

[Toad approaches Mok ominously from behind]

Toad: [growling] My brother's dead!

[Toad picks Mok up over his head]

Mok: [screaming] You can't do this to me!

[Toad hurls Mok into the demonic dimensional portal]

Mok: [screaming] I... am... Mok!

Toad: I like this book. Ain't got no pictures in it.