Tim Lippe Quotes in Cedar Rapids (2011)

Tim Lippe: I don't trust people with pony-tails.

Tim Lippe: Do you have root beer?

Dean Ziegler: You wanna nipple on that?

Tim Lippe: Do you realize I used to just stare and stare at you when you were teaching us about the rainforests or whatever? And I would think "I wonder what Mrs. V looks like with her clothes off." And then, boom, we run into each other in line at True Value and boom, here we are making love. Like, once a week. It's like it was fate or something. Did you ever used to look at me and think dirty things?

Macy Vanderhei: You were twelve.

Tim Lippe: Right.

Tim Lippe: She's not my mom! Okay? She's my girlfriend and we're basically pre-engaged.

Dean Ziegler: Woah woah. My bad. Beautiful woman, in any case. Wait a minute, what's "pre-engaged"? 'Cause if i was "pre-engaged", I would be pre-porking anything with a pulse.

[first lines]

Tim Lippe: [voice-over] One of the reasons I love Brown Valley so much is that when you do business here, chances are good you know the person you're dealing with.

[last lines]

Tim Lippe: Two bags... Awesome.

Tim Lippe: Hello, Mrs. Vanderhei.

Macy Vanderhei: It's Macy, Tim. I told you to call me Macy.

Tim Lippe: Sorry, I keep forgetting. It's a hard habit to break.

Macy Vanderhei: [in a sexually suggestive tone] Well, you'd better get it right soon, or I'm gonna have to make you stay after school.