Mel Funn Quotes in Silent Movie (1976)

Mel Funn: [seen as an insert title] Mr. Marceau, how would you like to appear in the first silent movie made in nearly fifty years?

Marcel Marceau: [in French, the only spoken line in the film] Non!

Dom Bell: [seen as an insert title after Mel hangs up the phone] What did he say?

Mel Funn: [seen as an insert title] I don't know. I don't speak French!

Mel Funn: [mouths, very clearly] You son of a bitch!

[an insert title appears, which reads: "You bad boy."]

Mel Funn: [via title card] Marry me and you will never have to take your clothes off again.