Theatre Manager Quotes in Sherlock Jr. (1924)

Theatre Manager: Say Mr. Detective, before you clean up any mysteries, clean up this theater!

Napoleon: Encore! Encore!

Theatre Manager: Thank you. Thank you very much. Uh, I wonder if you would like to see some of our... Other items. We have Zuzu and Benny!

[Curtain rises]

Theatre Manager: Fun on a unicycle.

[Napoleon looks displeased]

Theatre Manager: No? Uh, how about, uh, The Great Rambozo! He sing and lift heavy things.

[Napoleon still looks displeased]

Theatre Manager: No? Uh, how about, uh... Ah, this I think you'll like. Very funny. The Three Idiots! From Latvia. Very funny act. They swallow brushes.

[first lines]

Knapp: Ah! How's business?

Theatre Manager: Swell, it's Garbo.

Knapp: It'll be even better next week when you play my new Schnarzan picture. What a star, what a star!

Knapp: [looks at watch] Oh, has the trailer gone on yet?

Theatre Manager: You'll just about catch it.

Knapp: Good.

Theatre Manager: Sylvia. Where ya going, honey?

Sylvia: Look, I'm sorry, Harry. Intermission's in twenty minutes. And I gotta go warm up the ah, wienies.

Theatre Manager: Find the way to the exit. Remain calm. Everything's gonna be okay.

[theater explodes blowing him away]