Projectionist Quotes in Sherlock Jr. (1924)

Projectionist: [as Sherlock Jr., riding on the handlebars of a motorcycle, unaware the driver fell off] Be careful or one of us will get hurt.

Girl Who Loses Dollar Outside Cinema: I lost a dollar. Did you find it?

Projectionist: [points to the trash pile] In there?

Girl Who Loses Dollar Outside Cinema: Yes, did you?

Projectionist: [nods reluctantly, pulls it out] Describe it.

Girl Who Loses Dollar Outside Cinema: [gestures] This long.

[Buster checks it]

Girl Who Loses Dollar Outside Cinema: This wide.

[he checks again, she makes a bird with her hands, he checks and hands it over]

Projectionist: I'm in the union.

[Zitz moves to strangle the projectionist in a fit of anger]

Projectionist: I'm in the union.

[Zitz restrains himself in time]

[Flash jams the Gameboy of the projectionist into the projector, because it's about to explode]

Projectionist: Oh, my god! My Gameboy!!

Flash Madden: I'm sure that Santa will bring you a new one.