The Russian Captain Quotes in The Russians Are Coming the Russians Are Coming (1966)

Police Chief Link Mattocks: Tell the Captain he's under arrest.

Lieutenant Rozanov: But I...

Police Chief Link Mattocks: Tell the Captain he's under arrest!

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in Russian; subtitled] The policeman says you are under arrest.

The Russian Captain: [laughs loudly; in Russian, subtitled] Tell him that I'm going to blow this town to pieces!

Police Chief Link Mattocks: [to Rozanov] What did he say?

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in English] Well, he's angry, yes. He says, "you stupid idiot," he will blow up the town.

The Russian Captain: [in Russian; subtitled] Comrade, won't you come aboard? Where is everybody?

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in Russian] Comrade Captain, didn't Lysenko reach you?

The Russian Captain: [in Russian] Lysenko? No. Why do you think I'm here, huh?

Lieutenant Rozanov: Tovarishch Kapitan...

The Russian Captain: [in Russian] Comrade Lieutenant Rozanov, immediately deliver all the shore party aboard.

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in Russian] They're not here!

The Russian Captain: [in Russian] Rozanov, the Americans are lying to you. Don't belive them. They are holding my sailors prisoners.

Lieutenant Rozanov: Tovarishch Kapitan...

The Russian Captain: [in Russian] Comrade Lieutenant Rozanov, I'm giving an order to deliver all my men aboard. Otherwise, I will straighten out this island in such a manner that nobody will be able to find it! I will explode it, do you here me? I will obliterate it from the face of the Earth! I'm giving you three minutes!

[after their submarine runs aground]

The Russian Captain: [in Russian; subtitled] Devil take it! What a mess! What a mess.

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[Rozanov arrives on the bridge of the Russian submarine after learing from the chart man how close they are to the USA coast]

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in Russian; subtitled] What is it Captain? What are you doing?

[to a chart man]

Lieutenant Rozanov: Show me our position.

[the chart man shows Rozanov how close they are to an island]

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in Russian] What? WHAT? Tovarich Captain...

The Russian Captain: [in Russian] Take it easy.

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in Russian] Permit me, Captain. Look at our position.

The Russian Captain: [in Russian] I don't need your advice.

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in Russian] But this is dangerous! The chart is old! We do not know these waters.

Russian sailor: [in Russian] Comrade Captain, our depth is at 28 fathoms.

Lieutenant Rozanov: Tovarich Captain...

The Russian Captain: [in Russian] Rozanov, shut up! You are a fool!

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in Russian] What? But we're at twenty-eight!

The Russian Captain: [in Russian] Leave the tower or I'll place you under arrest!

Russian sailor: [in Russian] 23 fathoms.

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in Russian] Don't you hear it?

The Russian Captain: [in Russain] Rozanov, I gave you an order!

[after a pause as the beeping of the sonar grows more intense]

Russian sailor: [in Russian] Sixteen fathoms!

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in Russian to the sailors] Surface! Stop engines!

The Russian Captain: [in Russian] How dare you!

Russian sailor: [in Russian] Twelve fathoms!

The Russian Captain: [in Russian] Down periscope! Full speed astern!

Russian sailor: [in Russian; looking as the sonar] Eight... seven... six... five...

[the submarine shutters violently as it runs aground]

Police Chief Link Mattocks: [to the Russian sub captain after telling him that he's under arrest] All right, let's have your name and address.

Lieutenant Rozanov: [translating in Russian] He wants our address.

The Russian Captain: [to the Russian sailors; in Russian] Point your gun... take aim right between their eyes!