The Mad Hatter Quotes in Alice in Wonderland (2010)

The Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?

[Alice checks Hatter's temperature]

Alice Kingsley: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

Alice Kingsley: Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

The Mad Hatter: That is an excellent practice.

The Mad Hatter: [to Alice] You used to be much more..."muchier." You've lost your muchness.

[from trailer]

The Mad Hatter: There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter.

[picks up his hat]

The Mad Hatter: Which luckily I am.

The Mad Hatter: Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?

The Mad Hatter: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

Alice Kingsley: Sorry, what was that?

The Mad Hatter: What was what?

[continues walking]

The Mad Hatter: The Jabberwock, with eyes aflame, Jaws that bait and claws that catch, Beware the Jabberwock, my son, The frumious Bandersnatch He took his vorpal sword in hand The vorpal blade went snicker-snack He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. Its all about you, you know

Alice Kingsley: I'm not slaying anything. I don't slay, so put it out of your mind

The Mad Hatter: ...Mind?

[Hatter stops, puts Alice down on a log, and continues walking]

Alice Kingsley: Wait! You Cant leave me here!

The Mad Hatter: You don't slay? Do you have any idea what the Red Queen has done? You don't slay.

Alice Kingsley: I couldn't if i wanted to.

The Mad Hatter: You're not the same as you were before You were much more..."muchier" You've lost your "muchness"

Alice Kingsley: My "muchness"?

The Mad Hatter: [Points to Alice's heart] In there.

Alice Kingsley: This is impossible.

The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.

The Mad Hatter: Your carriage, my lady.

Alice Kingsley: A hat?

The Mad Hatter: Of course. Anyone can go by horse or rail, but the absolute best way to travel is by hat. Have I made a rhyme?

Stayne - Knave of Hearts: If you're hiding her, you will lose your heads.

The Mad Hatter: [as Stayn clutches his throat]

[strained]

The Mad Hatter: Already lost them.

The Mad Hatter: When that day comes I shall futterwacken... vigorously.

The Red Queen: [the Mad Hatter is brought into The Red Queen's court] Where is Alice?

The Mad Hatter: I've been considering words that start with the letter M. Moron. Mutiny. Murder. Mmm-malice.

The Red Queen: Well, we're looking for an A word right now. Where is Alice?

The Mad Hatter: Well. The entire world is falling to ruins and poor Cheshire's off his tea.

Stayne - Knave of Hearts: We're looking for the girl called Alice.

The Mad Hatter: Speaking of the Queen, here's a little song we used to sing in her honor:

The Mad Hatter, Dormouse, The March Hare: "Twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder where you're at. Up..."

Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [Wraps arm around Hatter's throat] If you're hiding her you'll lose your heads.

The Mad Hatter: *Already lost them.* All together now!

The Mad Hatter, Dormouse, The March Hare: "Up above the world you fly, like a tea tray in the sky. Twinkle twinkle..."

The Mad Hatter: Down with the bloody Red Queen!

The Mad Hatter: 'Twas brillig/and the slithy toves/did gyre and gimbel in the wabe/all mimsy were the borogoves/and the mome raths outgrabe.

The Mad Hatter: Rise up against the bloody red queen.

The Mad Hatter: [Hatter looks scornfully at her]

The Mad Hatter, Dormouse, Dodo Bird, White Rabbit, Tweedledee, Tweedledum: Down with the bloody big head!

The Mad Hatter: You could stay.

Alice Kingsley: What an idea. What a mad, crazy, wonderful idea.

[They smile at each other]

Alice Kingsley: ... But I can't.

Alice Kingsley: Hatter, why *is* a raven like a writing desk?

The Mad Hatter: I haven't the slightest idea.

The Mad Hatter: Why is it you're always too small or too tall?

The Mad Hatter: [from trailer]

[Meeting the Red Queen]

The Mad Hatter: You have a regrettably large head! I would very much like to hat it!

The Red Queen: How would you like to have your head hacked off?

The Mad Hatter: [chuckles]

The Red Queen: Stop that.

[the Executioner tries to take off the hat of the Mat Hatter at the beheading platform]

The Mad Hatter: I'd like to keep it on.

Executioner: Suit yourself. As long as I can get at your neck.

The Mad Hatter: Yes, yes-but you would have to be half-mad to dream me up.

The Mad Hatter: I'm investigating things that begin with the letter M.

The Mad Hatter: What is the hatter with me?

The Mad Hatter: What a regrettably large head you have. I would very much like to hat it. I used to hat The White Queen, you know. Her head was so small.

The Red Queen: It's tiny. It's a pimple of a head.

Alice Kingsley: Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

The Mad Hatter: That is an excellent practice.

Alice Kingsley: Six impossible things. Count them Alice. One. There's a potion that can make you shrink. Two. And a cake that can make you grow. Three. Animals can talk. Four, Alice. Cats can disappear. Five. There's a place called Wonderland. Six. I can slay the Jabberwocky.