Alice Kingsley Quotes in Alice in Wonderland (2010)

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Alice Kingsley Quotes:

  • The Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?

    [Alice checks Hatter's temperature]

    Alice Kingsley: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

  • Alice Kingsley: Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

    The Mad Hatter: That is an excellent practice.

  • Alice Kingsley: I try to believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Count them, Alice. One, there are drinks that make you shrink. Two, there are foods that make you grow. Three, animals can talk. Four, cats can disappear. Five, there is a place called Underland. Six, I can slay the Jabberwocky.

  • Alice Kingsley: I'm sorry, Hamish. I can't marry you. You're not the right man for me. And there's that trouble with your digestion.

    [Alice walks over to her sister]

    Alice Kingsley: I love you, Margaret, but this is my life. I'll decide what to do with it.

    [Alice turns to Lowell, meeting his sour look with a stern glare]

    Alice Kingsley: You're lucky to have my sister for your wife, Lowell, and be good to her. I'll be watching very closely.

    [Alice goes up to Aunt Imogene and takes her hands]

    Alice Kingsley: There is no prince, Aunt Imogene. You need to talk to someone about these delusions.

    [Alice walks past Lady Ascot, looking sternly at her]

    Alice Kingsley: I happen to love rabbits, especially white ones.

    [Alice goes up to her mother]

    Alice Kingsley: Don't worry, Mother. I'll find something useful to do with my life.

    [Alice turns to the Chattaway sisters]

    Alice Kingsley: You two remind me of some funny boys I met in a dream.

    Lord Ascot: You've left me out.

    Alice Kingsley: No, I haven't, sir. You and I have business to discuss.

    Lord Ascot: Shall we speak in the study?

    [Alice smiles and starts to head to the house, when suddenly she turns back to the crowd]

    Alice Kingsley: Oh. And one more thing.

    [Alice lifts the hem of her dress to her knees and does the Futterwacken]

  • Cheshire Cat: [suddenly appearing]

    [notices the marks on Alice's arm]

    Cheshire Cat: It looks like you ran afoul of something with wicked claws.

    Alice Kingsley: [to herself] I've never stopped dreaming.

    Cheshire Cat: What did that to you?

    Alice Kingsley: Bander who... the bander...

    Cheshire Cat: The Bandersnatch?

    [suddenly appears behind Alice, she turns to face him]

    Cheshire Cat: Well, I'd better have a look.

    Alice Kingsley: What are you doing?

    Cheshire Cat: It needs to be purified by someone with evaporting skills, or it will fester and putrefy.

    Alice Kingsley: I'd rather you didn't. I'll be fine as soon as I wake up.

    Cheshire Cat: At least let me bind it for you?

    [Alice holds out her arm and he wraps the wound with a piece of cloth]

    Cheshire Cat: What do you call yourself?

    Alice Kingsley: Alice.

    Cheshire Cat: *The* Alice?

    Alice Kingsley: There's been some debate about that.

    Cheshire Cat: I never get involved in politics.

    [disappears]

  • Alice Kingsley: Do you think I've gone 'round the bend?

    Charles Kingsleigh: I'm afraid so... you're mad. Bonkers. Off your head... but I'll tell you a secret... all of the best people are.

  • The Mad Hatter: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

    Alice Kingsley: Sorry, what was that?

    The Mad Hatter: What was what?

    [continues walking]

    The Mad Hatter: The Jabberwock, with eyes aflame, Jaws that bait and claws that catch, Beware the Jabberwock, my son, The frumious Bandersnatch He took his vorpal sword in hand The vorpal blade went snicker-snack He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. Its all about you, you know

    Alice Kingsley: I'm not slaying anything. I don't slay, so put it out of your mind

    The Mad Hatter: ...Mind?

    [Hatter stops, puts Alice down on a log, and continues walking]

    Alice Kingsley: Wait! You Cant leave me here!

    The Mad Hatter: You don't slay? Do you have any idea what the Red Queen has done? You don't slay.

    Alice Kingsley: I couldn't if i wanted to.

    The Mad Hatter: You're not the same as you were before You were much more..."muchier" You've lost your "muchness"

    Alice Kingsley: My "muchness"?

    The Mad Hatter: [Points to Alice's heart] In there.

  • Alice Kingsley: This is impossible.

    The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.

  • The Mad Hatter: Your carriage, my lady.

    Alice Kingsley: A hat?

    The Mad Hatter: Of course. Anyone can go by horse or rail, but the absolute best way to travel is by hat. Have I made a rhyme?

  • Alice Kingsley: Who's to say what is "proper"? What if it was agreed that "proper" was wearing a codfish on your head? Would you wear it?

  • Alice Kingsley: From the moment I fell down that rabbit hole I've been told where I must go and who I must be. I've been shrunk, stretched, scratched, and stuffed into a teapot. I've been accused of being Alice and of not being Alice but this is *my* dream. *I'll* decide where it goes from here.

  • Blue Caterpillar: Who are you?

    Alice Kingsley: Absolem?

    Blue Caterpillar: You're not Absolem. I'm Absolem. Stupid girl.

  • Jabberwocky: So my old foe, we meet on the battlefield once again.

    Alice Kingsley: We've never met.

    Jabberwocky: Not you, insignificant bearer. My ancient enemy, the Vorpal one.

    Alice Kingsley: Alright, that's enough chatter.

    [Alice slices off the Jabberwocky's tongue]

  • [last lines]

    Alice Kingsley: [to a blue butterfly landing on her shoulder] Hello, Absolem.

  • The Mad Hatter: You could stay.

    Alice Kingsley: What an idea. What a mad, crazy, wonderful idea.

    [They smile at each other]

    Alice Kingsley: ... But I can't.

  • Cheshire Cat: Who are you?

    Alice Kingsley: I'm Alice.

    Cheshire Cat: *The* Alice?

    Alice Kingsley: There's some debate about that.

  • Alice Kingsley: Hatter, why *is* a raven like a writing desk?

    The Mad Hatter: I haven't the slightest idea.

  • Alice Kingsley: [the March Hare throws some food toward the kitchen entrance as the White Queen enters, and ducks under the tossed food, Alice follows] Is the March Hare here?

    The March Hare: [exclaims] You're late for your soup you we buzzem! You're late for your soup!

    Alice Kingsley: [walks in and tastes the spattered food] Could use some salt.

    The March Hare: Come here, you!

    [the Hare tosses a salt shaker at Alice, who ducks out of the way]

  • The Red Queen: And what is this?

    White Rabbit: It's a who, majesty. This is... um...

    The Red Queen: 'Um'?

    Alice Kingsley: From Umbridge.

    The Red Queen: What happened to your clothes?

    Alice Kingsley: I outgrew them. I've been growing an awful lot lately. I tower over everyone in Umbridge. They laugh at me. So, I've come to you hoping you might understand what it's like.

    The Red Queen: My dear girl, anyone with a head that large is welcome in my court. Someone find her some clothes, use the curtains if you must, but clothe this enormous girl.

  • Alice Kingsley: Off-with-your-head!

    Alice Kingsley: [Cuts off Jabberwocky's head]

  • Alice Kingsley: I've been shrunk, stretched, scratched and stuffed into a teapot!

  • Alice Kingsley: How's *this* for muchness?

  • Lady Ascot: Imbeciles! The garden is planted with white roses when I've specifically asked the red.

    Alice Kingsley: You can always paint the roses red.

    Lady Ascot: What an odd thing to say.

  • Lady Ascot: Do you know what I fear most?

    Alice Kingsley: The decline of the aristocracy?

    Lady Ascot: Ugly grandchildren.

  • Alice Kingsley: I *make* the path!

  • Alice Kingsley: Enough chatter.

    Alice Kingsley: [Chops off Jabberwocky's tongue. The White Queen looks like she's going to puke]

  • Alice Kingsley: It's only a dream...

  • Alice Kingsley: Lost my muchness, have I?

  • Alice Kingsley: Aunt Imogene, I think I'm going mad. I keep seeing a rabbit in a waistcoat.

    Aunt Imogene: Can't be bothered with your fancy rabbit now. I'm waiting for my fiance.

    Alice Kingsley: You have a fiance?

    Aunt Imogene: Hmm.

    Alice Kingsley: [sees White Rabbit again] There! Did you see it?

    Aunt Imogene: [ignores] He's a prince. But alas, he cannot marry me unless he renounces his throne. It's tragic, isn't it?

    Alice Kingsley: Very.

  • The Red Queen: Where's your champion, Sister?

    Alice Kingsley: Here.

  • Alice Kingsley: Off with your head.

  • Alice Kingsley: Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

    The Mad Hatter: That is an excellent practice.

    Alice Kingsley: Six impossible things. Count them Alice. One. There's a potion that can make you shrink. Two. And a cake that can make you grow. Three. Animals can talk. Four, Alice. Cats can disappear. Five. There's a place called Wonderland. Six. I can slay the Jabberwocky.

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