Tania Quotes in Enter the Dragon (1973)

Roper: Well, well. One more lovely than the next.

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Roper: What'd you have in mind?

Tania: Pick one.

Roper: I already have.

Tania: Wise decision.

Tania: Mr. Williams.

[pause]

Tania: MR. WILLIAMS!

Williams: For me?

Tania: [Tania nods]

Williams: You shouldn't have

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Williams: but,

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Williams: I'll take you darling,

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Williams: and you,

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Williams: and you,

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Williams: and

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Williams: you.

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Williams: Please understand, if I missed anyone,

[pause]

Williams: it's been a big day. I'm a little tired.

Tania: Oh of course, Mister Williams.

[sarcastically]

Tania: You must conserve your strength.

Lee: [a knock on the door] Come in.

Tania: A gift Mr. Lee.

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Tania: If you don't see anything you like...

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Lee: There was a girl at the feast tonight.

Tania: Which girl, sir?

Lee: [takes out a dart] The owner of this dart.

Tania: Oh, yes. I know the one. I'll send her to you.

Tania: Why don't you come have a drink with us?

Rhonda: You want to have a drink with me?

Tania: Well, yeah. We wouldn't want you to spend the entire holiday alone. It's not like in high school where you should feel you're not good enough to talk to us.

Rhonda: I don't.

Tania: If I feel you've changed, I'll tell you. I'm honest. Unlike some people, I tell it like it is.

Rhonda: The truth? I tell the truth too. Nicole's having an affair with Chook. Muriel saw them fucking in the laundry room on your wedding day. Stick your drink up your ass, Tania. I'd rather swallow razor blades than have a drink with you. Oh, by the way... I'm not alone. I'm with Muriel.

Tania: I'm divorcing Chook. I suppose I have *you* to thank for that. I hope I can do the same for you one day.

Tania: He says they're not sleeping together. She only sucks him off.

Cheryl: Why?

Tania: Out of respect for me.

Nicole: Bitch.

Tania: If I feel you've changed, I'll tell you. I'm honest. Unlike some people, I tell it like it is.

Tania: Muriel, you're beautiful.

Tania: Well we, you know... and he couldn't so I...

[makes hand to mouth gesture]

Tania: ... and I noticed there was lipstick on it.

Janine: On what?

Tania: His dick!

Tania: I'm married! I'm beautiful!

Tania: I'm a bride.

Tania: I'm a gender-challenged male.

Jesse: What does that mean?

[Tania reveals her penis]

Jesse: Whoa! Dude, you're a dude!

Tania: You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Tania, Tara: We've got double chemistry tommorrow, we'll work on the explosives then.

Flash Harry: I wanted to talk to you about the problems with the last batch.

Tania, Tara: Problems, Flash?

Flash Harry: The slightly bitter aftertaste, the people going blind after the second glass, that lady wot died...

Tania: She was old.

Tara: She could have gone at any time.

Flash Harry: She was thirty-eight.

Tania, Tara: Yeah?

Tania: [takes out a pack of Cigarettes]

Kelly: Tania what are you doing? You're ten! And you're carrying high-explosives!

Tania: It's not what you think Kel!

[puts Cigarettes up her nose]

Tara: It's for the smell!

Tania, Tara: We saw it on CSI!

Nasser: I thought you two were getting married.

Omar: Yes, any day now.

Tania: I'd rather drink my own urine.

Omar: I hear it can be quite tasty with a slice of lemon.

Tania: I'm going. You can come.

Johnny: No good jobs like this around.

Tania: Omar just runs you around everywhere, like a servant.

Johnny: I'll stay here with my friend and fight it out.

Tania: My family, Salim and all... will swallow you up like a little kebab.

Johnny: I couldn't leave him. Not now. Don't ask me to. You ever touched him?

Tania: Do you know what's wrong with her?

Doctor Seward: Of course, I do.

Tania: Then why don't you make her better?

Gerda: Tania... Tania. How many times have I told you not to go bothering Mrs. Holmwood? I'm sorry, ma'am.

Mina Holmwood: That's alright, Gerda.

Doctor Seward: A child's logic can be most disconcerting.

Mina Holmwood: Yes.

Doctor Van Helsing: [puts his coat on Tania] There, you look like a teddy bear. You won't run away will you?

Tania: No, I promise.

Doctor Van Helsing: [points east] If you look over there you can see the sun coming up.

Stanley: Will there be any honies there? I'm sick of sleeping with girls as big as Savai'i.

Tania: You slept with that Sasquatch?

Stanley: Yeah, she showed up. It would've been rude not to.