Debi Quotes in Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)

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Debi Quotes:

  • Debi: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio?

    Martin Q. Blank: No, but I do have a very nice cat?

    Debi: Not the same.

    Martin Q. Blank: Well, you don't know my cat, it's very demanding.

    Debi: It? You don't know if it's a boy or girl?

    Martin Q. Blank: I respect its privacy.

  • Debi: You know what you need?

    Marty: What?

    Debi: Shakabuku.

    Marty: You wanna tell me what that means?

    Debi: It's a swift, spiritual kick to the head that alters your reality forever.

    Marty: Oh, that'd be good. I think.

  • Debi: I should have worn a skirt.

    Marty: I should have brought my gun.

    Debi: What was that?

    Marty: Should be fun!

  • Debi: You're a psychopath.

    Marty: No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for *money*. It's a *job*. That didn't come out right.

  • Debi: You're a fucking *psycho*.

    Marty: Don't rush to judgment on something like that until all the facts are in.

  • Debi: How come you never learned that it was wrong? That there are certain things you do not do, you do not do in a civilized society?

    Marty: Which civilizations are we talking about?

    Debi: Oh, shut up!

    Marty: I mean, history...

    Debi: Shut up!

  • Debi: [about the man Martin killed at the reunion] He was trying to kill you, right?

    Marty: Yes.

    Debi: It wasn't the other way around?

    Marty: No.

    Debi: Is it something you've done?

    Marty: It's something I do... professionally, for about five years now.

    [He lifts the gun in his hand]

    Debi: [Gasps] You were joking! People joke about the horrible things they *don't* do, they don't *do* them! It's absurd!

    Marty: When I left, I joined the Army, and when I took the service exam, my psych profile fit a certain... "moral flexibility" would be the only way to describe it. I was loaned out to a CIA-sponsored program and we sort of found each other. That's the way it works.

    Debi: So, you're a government spook?

    Marty: Yes, I mean no. I was before but I'm not now... but that' all irrelevant, really. The idea of government, nations is public relations theory at this point.

    Debi: Don't. I don't wanna hear about the theories. I wanna hear about the dead people. Explain the dead people.

  • Debi: Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.

  • Debi: Where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?

  • Marty: I'm sorry if I fucked up your life.

    Debi: It's not over yet.

  • Debi: If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's, well, broken.

  • [after Marty tells Debi he kills people for a living]

    Debi: You don't get it! You don't get to have me!

    Marty: You're overreacting!

  • Debi: Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone.

  • Debi: Okay. So. You're back... a decade late, and... you're on some sort of therapeutic assignment, and you want to sort things out with me. So the question now becomes, do I allow you access to me or... do I call security?

    Marty: I don't think that'd be a good idea.

  • Debi: What is this I'm feeling? Is it pain? Panic? Hunger? Am I hungry? Who's hungry?

  • [Martin gives Debi a bouquet of flowers]

    Debi: I'll go put these in some rubbing alcohol.

  • Martin Q. Blank: But listen, uh, if you wanna go, I can't think of any reason why we wouldn't go together.

    Debi: I can.

  • Amy: Where ya been these last ten years?

    Debi: Yeah, where ya been, "Marv"?

    Amy: Ya look great!

    Martin Q. Blank: Thanks. I work at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

    Amy: Ya do not!

    Martin Q. Blank: I do! I sell biscuits and gravy all over the Southland.

    Amy: You're so funny.

    Debi: He's a funny guy.

  • Debi: Next caller, you're on the air.

    Nathaniel: Debbie? Man, it's Nathaniel. Uh, I don't hear any real remorse, dude, I mean, like, I don't think I'd let him back into your life. And dude, I'd make him wear that prom dress!

  • Debi: There is evil out there, and I'm gonna kick its ass!

  • Debi: My work here is done. Time for the ritualistic sex!

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