T.W. Quotes in Cats Don't Dance (1997)

T.W.: [frantically searching through fortunes] They can break your cookie, but... you'll always have your fortune.

T.W.: There's no use trying. Last night my fortune cookie said, "Give it up - you loser!"

[Sawyer enters, wet and disheveled]

Tillie Hippo: Sawyer, what happened to you?

T.W.: Did you walk under a ladder? Smash a mirror?

Cranston: Have you looked in one lately?

Sawyer: No, a cat crossed my path.

Tillie Hippo: Really? Orange tabby?

Sawyer: Yes.

Tillie Hippo: Green vest?

Sawyer: Uh huh.

Tillie Hippo: Straw hat?

Sawyer: Yes.

Tillie Hippo: Oh, what a coinky-dink!

Sawyer: How did you know?

Tillie Hippo: Oh, hippo's intuition.