Stroker Ace Quotes in Stroker Ace (1983)

Man in Bar: Come on, damnit, we wanna hear a *cluck*!

Stroker Ace: Who gives a cluck?

Stroker Ace: The son of a bitch hit me and spun me out. I can't remember his name.

NASCAR Driver: You never can, can you?

Stroker Ace: Anyway, he spun me out. What do you think I should do with him?

NASCAR Driver: I think you ought to stick him in the fence.

Stroker Ace: Good idea, Neil.

[Aubrey drives up]

Stroker Ace: Well, speak of the devil.

Aubrey James: Mr. Bonnett. Stroker.

Stroker Ace: Hello, Audrey.

Aubrey James: Aubrey!

Stroker Ace: Whatever.

Aubrey James: You won't have trouble remembering my name after tomorrow.

Stroker Ace: I know your name; Audrey Meadows.

Aubrey James: Audrey JAMES! AUBREY James! Shmuck!

[Drives off]

NASCAR Driver: Stick him in the wall.

Stroker Ace: I'm Gonna.

Stroker Ace: I thought all actors were egotistical hypochondriac sissies.

Doc Seegle: Well, they are. But I like'em.

Charlie: What's so bad about second?

Stroker Ace, Lugs Harvey: Screw Second!

Stroker Ace: [asking about the previous night's encounter between Torkle and Pembrook] What DID happen between you two?

Pembrook Feeney: [Pembrook and Lugs roll out from under Stroker's race car on creepers] He just made me mad, that's all, so I kicked him in the scrotum.

[Pembrook rolls back under the car]

Stroker Ace: Scrotum?

Lugs Harvey: What's a scrotum?

Stroker Ace: I dunno.

Lugs Harvey: I think I'll find out.

[Lugs rolls back under the car]

Lugs Harvey: Pembrook, what's a scr...

[sound of tools crashing]

Stroker Ace: What are you doin' now, Dad?

Dad Seegle: Oh, I make jewelry.

[Dad shows a piece of jewelry to Stroker and Pembrook]

Stroker Ace: Oh, that's real pretty, isn't it? What do you make it out of?

Dad Seegle: Organic matter? Manure.

Stroker Ace: Kinda makes you the Cartier of ca-ca.

Stroker Ace: [Punches Aubrey James] Take that, 12.

Lugs Harvey, Pembrook Feeney: 10.

Stroker Ace: Whatever.

Stroker Ace: Lugs, who's driving number 10?

Lugs Harvey: What are you talkin' about? You ought to know who that is, it's Aubrey James. He's only been tryin' to kill you for two years!