Steven Johnson Quotes in Primeval (2007)

Steven Johnson: You know what? This crocodile's like O.J. Simpson. He messed up when he killed that white woman.

Steven Johnson: I'd never say this in front of a bunch of white people, but slavery was a good thing. Anything you gotta do to get the fuck out of Africa is OK with me.

Steven Johnson: I HATE FUCKING AFRICA!

Aviva Masters: [about her "relationship" with Tim and Steven's boss] We go to dinner, and to art openings, and people assume...

Steven Johnson: Of course they do!

Aviva Masters: Look, do you think if he gave a shit about me, I'd be here right now? He just... he likes to be seen with women.

[Tim and Steven sit up in surprise]

Tim Manfrey: Roger's gay?

Steven Johnson: International playboy, married six times? He's not tapping your ass, somebody's tapping his?

[Tim and Steven laugh and bump fists]

Aviva Masters: Look, guys, please don't tell anybody. Please don't...

Steven Johnson: [they're in the middle of a swamp] Aviva, who the fuck am I gonna tell? Jojo? Hey, Jojo, you know Roger Sharpe?

Jojo: [sleepily] No.

Steven Johnson: He's gay.

Jojo: Okay.

Steven Johnson: [sees an random African in the airport] What up, my brother?

Steven Johnson: [guy stares at him] Well, fuck you, too.

Steven Johnson: [to Jojo] If I have to shove you up my ass to get you through customs, you are going to America.

Steven Johnson: [to villagers] Y'all ever seen Jaws, the movie? Might wanna check that out.

Steven Johnson: I feel like a pork chop on Queen Latifah's dinner plate.