Stephen Fry Quotes in Rocky Horror Show Live (2015)

Stephen Fry: I would like, if I may...

Audience: You may!

Stephen Fry: ...to take you...

Man in audience: Take me!

Stephen Fry: Perhaps later... on a strange journey.

Audience: How strange?

Stephen Fry: You'd be surprised.

Stephen Fry: It's true that there were dark storm clouds...

Audience: Describe your balls!

Stephen Fry: ...heavy, black and pendulous... Curses upon you!... towards which they were driving. It's true also that the spare tire they were carrying was badly in need of...

Man in audience: A blowjob!

Stephen Fry: Yes, please.

Stephen Fry: It seemed a fairly ordinary night...

Audience: Ordinary?

Stephen Fry: Mmmm... when Brad Majors...

Audience: Asshole!

Stephen Fry: You've met.