Dad Smalley Quotes in Stuart Saves His Family (1995)

Stuart Smalley: [narrating] When the big night finally arrived, Dad had a new nickname for me.

Dad Smalley: Here we go. Is Sir Eat-A-Lot getting a little nervous?

Young Donnie: Ha, ha, ha. "Sir Eat-A-Lot."

Stuart Smalley: [narrating] I was already nostalgic for "Waste of Space."

Dad Smalley: God, you'd drink too, if you had Liberace for a son.

Dad Smalley: Why don't you pick on somebody with pubic hair?

Mr. Dimmit - Flashbacks: What?

Dad Smalley: You gonna give me the ball? Or would you like me to shove it up your ass?

[starts rolling up his sleeve]

Dad Smalley: Wanna hear my preference?