Sheeni Saunders Quotes in Youth in Revolt (2009)

Sheeni Saunders: Would you mind applying this to my exposed areas? Hmmm, get turned on easily? Don't stop, Nick. It's only natural. For all the world knows, my vagina could be moist with desire as we speak.

Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger: Is it?

Sheeni Saunders: Kiss me, you weenie.

Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger: Sheeni, hi, nice to see you. I was just going for a walk, and I thought I'd drop by. I remembered that you lived here. I'm sorry I got so upset about Trent. It was very immature of me. I'm not normally like that. He sounds like a great guy. I'd love to hear more of his neat poetry. Say, do you want to go to the beach or get breakfast?

Sheeni Saunders: Actually I'm going on a hike. I'd ask you to come along, but you haven't got any hiking boots, provisions, survey maps, or a compass.

Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger: Fine. I do all of my hiking free form. Like John Muir, I enter the wilderness with nothing more than my journal and a child-like sense of wonder.

Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger: I also have a sweetheart for the moment, so...

Sheeni Saunders: Really? What's her name?

Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger: Her name is Martha Singwal, she's 16... she's got toasted almond hair, so... she's only just recently returned from Nice where she's been conducting sociological research on the assimilation problems of italian immigrants... workers... down there. She's also a professional model, specializes in lingerie. She likes me quite a bit, she tells me that she likes my hair...

Sheeni Saunders: You got me expelled.

Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger: I'm sorry, Sheeni.

Sheeni Saunders: Do you realize what life is like for me here? Do you have any idea?

Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger: Sheeni, I've been alone my whole life. I know what it's like. Sheeni, I burned down Berkeley for you. I destroyed both of my parents' cars. And I've lied and manipulated and had you sedated, and I did all that so we wouldn't have to be alone anymore.

Sheeni Saunders: You're him, aren't you?

Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger: I'm him?

Sheeni Saunders: You're my François. You're the one I've been looking for.

Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger: Sheeni, I want what you want. I want to live all over the world and have adventures, but I'm not François. I'm the guy who saw you and fell in love with you and would do anything for you. That's who I am.

Sheeni Saunders: You need to be bad, Nicky.