April Smuntz Quotes in Mousehunt (1997)
April Smuntz Quotes:
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Lars: [as his wife is packing a suitcase] Please, April, don't go.
April Smuntz: I'm not going anywhere.
[frame cuts to Lars standing on the porch with the suitcase]
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April Smuntz: Does a wife need a reason to visit?
[takes champagne glass from passing waiter]
April Smuntz: I didn't know you were entertaining.
Ernie: Don't you mean *ex*wife?
April Smuntz: That remains to be seen.
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Lars: You used to love string.
April Smuntz: That was before, when I was dating the son of wealthy string magnate! Not now when I am married to the half owner of a worthless deathtrap!
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April Smuntz: [Lars runs into the office completely naked, after having all of his clothes ripped off by the string machines. He covers his naked groin with the balls of string that used to be his clothes] Careful Lars, you might catch a cold.
-- April Smuntz
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