Shake Quotes in The Punisher (1989)

The Punisher: I PUNISH THE GUILTY!

Shake: And as a result the innocent must suffer?

Shake: My God man can't you see? This is a result of your five-year killing spree! You've weakened the bosses to such a degree they can't protect their own families!

Tom: Hey, guys. Remember Shake? We played college ball together.

Nigel Baker: Yeah, the hot dog.

[Tom gives him a look]

Nigel Baker: Mom said it first.

Shake: We're having adult time here, boys.

Kyle Baker: No idea what that means.

Tom: Well, it's this crazy thing where grown-ups actually get to have a conversation without being interrupted by kids.

Kyle Baker: Sounds wicked boring.

Shake: It is. So why don't you run along?

Kyle Baker: Mom's right. He is a weiner.

Shake: [to another person while Kate is in the room] Well, I guess the wife just answered our question.

Kate: The Wife's name is "Kate", Shake.

Norm: Now you've got about an hour, but don't leave the theater. Where are you going, John?

John: [with a dancing girl] She's gonna show me her stamp collection.

Paul: [also with a girl] So's mine.

Norm: John, I'm talking to you! This final run-through is important, understand? IMPORTANT!

[John snorts like a pig, then leaves]

Grandfather: I want a cup of tea!

Norm: Uh, Shake?

Shake: [reaching for a guitar] Um... I've got to adjust the decibels on the imbalance, Norm.

Norm: Clever. George?

[George puts his fingers in his ears]

Norm: Ringo, look after him, will you?

Ringo: Ah, Norm!

Norm: Do I have to raise my voice?

Ringo: All right. Come on, Granddad.

[mumbling]

Ringo: I'm a drummer, not a wet nurse, you know?

Shake: It's not my fault.

Norm: What?

Shake: I'm not taller than you are. You're smaller than I am.

George: Honestly! Me mind boggles at the very idea, a grown man and you haven't shaved with a safety razor.

Shake: It's not my fault. I come from a long line of electricians.

Norm: This is a battle of nerves between John and me.

Shake: John hasn't got any.

Norm: Any what?

Shake: Nerves.

Norm: That's the trouble. I've toyed with the idea of a ball and chain, but he'd probably just rattle them at me, and in public, too. Sometimes I think he enjoys seeing me suffer.

Shake: [Norm is smoking a cigar while Shake is reading a book] He's been gone a long time.

Norm: Who?

Shake: Paul's grandfather.

Shake: Oh, I didn't notice. Where'd he go?

Norm: Down the uh...

[points down the train's hallway]

Shake: Oh, down the uh...

[points his head also down the hallway]

Norm: Yeah, down the uh...

[also pointing his head down the hallway]

Shake: Oh, well give him a couple minutes, then.

Shake: Well, he just asked if he could have those photos, and Norm said no, and I said, "Well, why not be big about it?"

Paul: Yeah, and?

Norm: And your grandfather pointed out that Shake was always being taller than me just to spite me!

Norm: Stop being taller than me!

Shake: I can't help it.

Norm: Hey! Have you seen Paul's grandfather?

John: Of course. He's concealed about my person.

Norm: [rolls his eyes] Now, he must have slipped off somewhere!

Paul: Have you lost him?

Norm: Don't exaggerate.

Paul: You've lost him!

Shake: Put it this way, Paulie: he's mislaid him.

Shake: First you sell it. Then you make it. That's marketing.