Sean Kelly Quotes in The MatchMaker (1997)

Sean Kelly: If you lay a hand on me again, I'll be mailing it back to you.

Sean Kelly: You could never live here.

Marcy Tizard: What makes you say that?

Sean Kelly: You're a big city kind o' girl. You're-you're Mary Tyler Moore.

Marcy Tizard: Oh, yes. I am so very Mary Tyler Moore. Everyone says so.

Sean Kelly: No, but you're- It's like you need to be hooked up to the city otherwise your batteries go flat.

Marcy Tizard: Okay. So, I'm like a battery operated Mary Tyler Moore? If you flatter me any more I'm gonna have to toss your pale, Irish ass off the side of this boat.

Sean Kelly: Let me make an honest woman of you. Divorce me !

Sean Kelly: You were never backward about being forward.

Sean Kelly: Sometimes the easy way out is the right way out.

Marcy Tizard: Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Sean Kelly: No, it's like being constantly right.

Marcy Tizard: I... I... I long to fax someone

Sean Kelly: I have a fax.

Marcy Tizard: [gasps] You do!

Marcy Tizard: Is this a humiliate-the-tourist scenario?

Sean Kelly: [nodding] No.

Sean Kelly: Things rarely go according to one's youthful, heroic master plans.

Marcy Tizard: What do you think, tending bar in a tasteless shirt is a more profound and valid way to spend your time?

Sean Kelly: Yes, I do think that tending bar in a tasteless shirt is a more profound and valid use of my time, yes I do, that's why I do it.

Marcy Tizard: He's crazy! He threw a rock at me!

Sean Kelly: What do you mean he threw a rock at you? He threw a rock at both of us.

Marcy Tizard: Well say something in Irish to him. Maybe he'll like you better.

Marcy Tizard: Go back to your wife!

Sean Kelly: My EX-wife. We're going through with the divorce.

Marcy Tizard: They don't have divorce in Ireland.

Sean Kelly: They do. It just got in.