Marcy Tizard Quotes in The MatchMaker (1997)

O'Hara of Aran Isle: Tell me, is that fella Dermot O'Brien still conning tourists into marrying complete strangers?

Marcy Tizard: I take it you've never had need of his services?

O'Hara of Aran Isle: Feck off! Me and Eileen, childhood sweethearts. Ah God, I miss her sometimes. That's her there.

[indicates a picture hanging on the wall]

Marcy Tizard: Oh, pretty. I'm sorry, when did she pass away?

O'Hara of Aran Isle: Huh? Oh Jesus, she's not dead! She's away on her holidays!

Marcy Tizard: Oh God, I'm sorry! I misunderstood...

O'Hara of Aran Isle: [laughs hysterically] God, that's priceless! Oh geez, I must remember that! Ha ha! Well, will you have some coffee? You will, you will, you will, you will...

Sean Kelly: You could never live here.

Marcy Tizard: What makes you say that?

Sean Kelly: You're a big city kind o' girl. You're-you're Mary Tyler Moore.

Marcy Tizard: Oh, yes. I am so very Mary Tyler Moore. Everyone says so.

Sean Kelly: No, but you're- It's like you need to be hooked up to the city otherwise your batteries go flat.

Marcy Tizard: Okay. So, I'm like a battery operated Mary Tyler Moore? If you flatter me any more I'm gonna have to toss your pale, Irish ass off the side of this boat.

Marcy Tizard: Wow, he must really like that dog...

Marcy Tizard: Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Sean Kelly: No, it's like being constantly right.

Marcy Tizard: I... I... I long to fax someone

Sean Kelly: I have a fax.

Marcy Tizard: [gasps] You do!

Marcy Tizard: It's so beautiful here. If it just had the New York Times, it would be perfect.

Sarah Kelly: You should come to the dance, Marcy, come and have a bit o' craic.

Marcy Tizard: Crack?

Sarah Kelly: Yah, it's brilliant craic.

Marcy Tizard: By crack I'm assuming that you don't mean incredibly hard drugs.

Sarah Kelly: Oh no! It just means havin' a laugh, like havin' a bit o' fun!

Marcy Tizard: [gasps] You little slut.

Bettina: I'm sorry?

Marcy Tizard: I said good morning.

Marcy Tizard: Is this a humiliate-the-tourist scenario?

Sean Kelly: [nodding] No.

Marcy Tizard: Yes, hello? I'd like to call the United States from the SMALLEST FUCKING ROOM IN THE WORLD!

Marcy Tizard: What do you think, tending bar in a tasteless shirt is a more profound and valid way to spend your time?

Sean Kelly: Yes, I do think that tending bar in a tasteless shirt is a more profound and valid use of my time, yes I do, that's why I do it.

Marcy Tizard: He's crazy! He threw a rock at me!

Sean Kelly: What do you mean he threw a rock at you? He threw a rock at both of us.

Marcy Tizard: Well say something in Irish to him. Maybe he'll like you better.

Marcy Tizard: Go back to your wife!

Sean Kelly: My EX-wife. We're going through with the divorce.

Marcy Tizard: They don't have divorce in Ireland.

Sean Kelly: They do. It just got in.

Marcy Tizard: Hey Paddy! Paddy! Guess what! I'm gonna stay here and fuck these two guys.

Local Lad No. 1: [to his friend] And you wanted to go see a film.