Sanjay Quotes in The Guru (2002)

Vijay: Name one famous Indian in America.

Sanjay: That guy from the Simpsons.

Vijay: He is a cartoon!

Sanjay: [awestruck] I talked to a real live pornstar... and she sounded naked!

Ramu Gupta: [walks into the apartment, and Sanjay and Vijay are watching a porno with Sharonna in it] What are you watching?

Vijay: [makes a sex motion] M-M-M-M-My Sharonna. Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm.

Ramu Gupta: YOU BASTARDS! TURN IT OFF!

[jumps on Sanjay]

Sanjay: You've never seen Good Will Hunting?

Vijay: We also have Star Wars, Episode 69.

Sanjay: It'll never happen, you know. The two of you. Not in that way.

Lisa: What way, Sanjay?

Sanjay: Come on, her mother will never allow it.

Lisa: She won't run away again. You know why? Because this time she has someone to stay for.

Sanjay: I won't be too sure about that. I mean, she'd not gonna risk it. She'd lose everything. You really think she wants to lose her family again, even for love? Chances for that are piss poor.

Raj: Nina, I hope that full plate is not a reflection on the food.

Nina: Oh no, it's lovely, Raj. It's just... I'm not very hungry.

Sanjay: Lovely?

[... ]

Sanjay: Come on, Nina. Be more specific than that. Tell us what you really think.

Nina: [tastes it]

Sanjay: I mean, don't rush it, mind you. Take your time. Wouldn't want you to make another snap decision. - Well?

Nina: Technically it's very good.

Sanjay: Technically.

Nina: But there's something missing.

Sanjay: Missing.

Suman: Nina!

Nina: All the ingredients are there, I can taste all the flavors. It's just... there's something... I don't know... It's the chemistry, it's not quite right.

Sanjay: It'll never happen, you know. The two of you. No, ahah.

Lisa: Go off, Sanji.

Sanjay: Come on, her mother will never allow it.

Lisa: She won't run away again. You know why? Because this time she has someone to stay for.

Sanjay: I won't be too sure about that. I mean, she'd not gonna risk it. She'd lose anything. You really think she wants to lose her family again, even for love? Chances for that are pissed, pal.