Ramu Gupta Quotes in The Guru (2002)

Vijay: You have a roof over your head, clothes on your back, food in your belly, what more do you want?

Ramu Gupta: I want what you promised.

Ramu Gupta: You need to do your own thing. Live your own life.

[walks away angrily]

Lexi: I'm going to meditate on that.

Ramu Gupta: The most powerful sexual organ is your brain. Think about it.

[Faces woman]

Ramu Gupta: Are you thinking?

Turned-on Woman: My whole body is about to think!

Ramu Gupta: Why are you afraid?

Kitty: What makes you think that I'm afraid?

Ramu Gupta: I feel it.

Dwain: Alright, you wanna lose the pants?

Ramu Gupta: Is that part of the movie?

Dwain: Could be.

Ramu Gupta: Is the Mercedes in the shop or something?

Vijay: Or something.

Ramu Gupta: [Upon seeing the apartment] You're a real bastard, you know that?

Ramu Gupta: [walks into the apartment, and Sanjay and Vijay are watching a porno with Sharonna in it] What are you watching?

Vijay: [makes a sex motion] M-M-M-M-My Sharonna. Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm.

Ramu Gupta: YOU BASTARDS! TURN IT OFF!

[jumps on Sanjay]

Sanjay: You've never seen Good Will Hunting?

Vijay: We also have Star Wars, Episode 69.