Samuel Jackson Look-Alike Quotes in Epic Movie (2007)

Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!

Susan: Oh, I know, please help!

Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!

Susan: I know...

Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!

Susan: Why do you keep saying that?

Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Because internet bloggers love when I say, "I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!"

Susan: Why are you yelling?

Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Shut up, bitch! I'm always yelling! I'm Samuel Goddamn Jackson!

Susan: [Shocked] Bitch?

["Samuel Jackson" grabs Susan and throws her from the plane]

Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: [From unrated version] Enough is enough! I've had it! With these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!

Susan: So have I!

Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Enough is Enough! I've had it! With these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!

Susan: Right...

Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: I've had it! With these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!

Susan: Why do you keep saying that?

Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Because internet bloggers love it when I say "I've had it! With these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!"

Susan: Alright, we get it already. Okay?

Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: No! I don't think you do! I've had it! With these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!

Susan: Why are you yelling?

Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Shit, bitch! I'm ALWAYS yellin'! I'm Samuel motherfuckin' Jackson!

Susan: Bitch?

[Gets thrown off the plane]