Samples Woman Quotes in The Hebrew Hammer (2003)

Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Now, the key of undercover work... is to blend in, OK? You act as a gentile would.

Esther: Right.

Samples Woman: Could I interest you in a free-sample bacon cheeseburger?

Esther: [Esther gasps]

Mordechai Jefferson Carver: [affects a middle-America accent] Um, well, I thank you, gentile friend, for your generous offer of that... *deliciously* unkosher snack. I... sadly have to decline... for I already stuffed myself full of milk and meat products at a previous lunch engagement.

Mordechai Jefferson Carver: [smiles a toothy grin]

Esther: You're good.