Rudolph Quotes in The Little Vampire (2000)

[Rudolph sees Tony with fake fangs]

Rudolph Sackville-Bagg: What clan are you from, brother?

[Tony's fangs fall off]

Rudolph: (hisses) You are not a brother...

Tony: Well, I'm not a sister!

Rudolph: ...You're a human... You're full of blood!

Tony: Gonna keep it that way, dude!

Rudolph: I have to go

Tony: But you can't even walk!

Rudolph: Who needs to walk... when I can fly!

[jumps over window, hovers for a few seconds, then falls]

Rudolph: [Tony goes outside, and goes to help Rudolph]

Tony: You OK?

Rudolph: Do I look it?

Rudolph: [sitting in kitchen] Well, mommy, it's just you're a girl who can't say no. That's all.

Rudolph: [next to Candy after they are turned] It's us! Your bitches. Remember? Small fluffy things.

Rudolph: [to Cernik] The curse of my life is that I'm a handsome man.

Rudolph: No fish from Minnesota should be allowed to swim past the Missouri.