Ron White Quotes in Can't Stop the Music (1980)

Samantha: How could you just up and quit your job like that?

Ron White: Why not? I'm the lawyer for the hottest new group in show business: The Village People.

Ron White: [angry tone] Hi, I'm Ron White. Your sister sent you a cake. You're not gonna belive this, but a little old lady just robbed me!

Samantha: Could you run that by me again?

Ron White: A little old lady armed with a big gun held me up!

Samantha: No kidding. So, how do you know my sister?

Ron White: I live next door to her in St. Louis. God, she must have been 80 years old!

Samantha: Oh that's not my sister. She's older than I am, but not that old.

Ron White: I'm talking about the old lady who robbed me! She got my wallet, my watch, my class ring. She even got my Phi Beta Kappa key!

Samantha: Well, it's a good thing she didn't get the cake. I forgot to order desert.

Ron White: Are you really a policeman?

Ray the Police Officer: You don't know Black Irish when you see it?

Ron White: Mother!

Samantha: Mother?

Felipe: THAT's your mother?

Samantha: God, she looks better than i do.