Ron Weasley Quotes in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)

Gregory Goyle: [aiming at Hermione] Avada Kedavra!

Ron Weasley: [chasing them off] Aaarrrgh! That's my girlfriend you numpty!

Hermione Granger: [Walking out of Dumbledore's office, now knowing what he must do, Harry sees Ron and Hermione holding each other on the Grand Staircase. Upon hearing his footsteps, Hermione stands up to face him] Where have you been?

Ron Weasley: We thought you went to the Forest.

Harry Potter: I'm going there now.

Ron Weasley: Are you mad? No. You can't give yourself up to him.

Hermione Granger: What is it, Harry? What is it you know?

Harry Potter: There's a reason I can hear them... the Horcruxes. I think I've known for awhile.

[Realization dawns on Hermione]

Harry Potter: And I think you have too.

Hermione Granger: [She begins to cry] I'll go with you!

Harry Potter: No. Kill the snake. Kill the snake and then it's just him.

[Hermione runs to hug him. Harry glances over her shoulder and looks at Ron, knowing it may be the last time he ever sees either of his best friends]

Ginny Weasley: [Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Neville have entered the Room of Requirement] Harry!

Harry Potter: Hi there.

[pauses waiting for a response from Ginny, then addresses Hermione]

Ron Weasley: Six months she hadn't see me, it's like I'm a Frankie First Year. I'm only her brother...

Seamus Finnigan: She's got lots of them, but there's only one Harry.

Ron Weasley: Shut up Seamus.

Luna Lovegood: Well, there's Rowena Ravenclaw's lost diadem.

Ron Weasley: Oh bloody hell, here we go.

Ron Weasley: [as they're rescuing Draco and Blaise] If we die for them, Harry, I'm going to KILL YOU!

Hermione Granger: [the Trio walks through the courtyard] Where is everybody?

[They open the doors to the Great Hall. It is a total wreck, lined with students, teachers, the injured, and the dead. Ron walks in first, followed by Hermione, then Harry, who passes everyone almost as if he is in a daze, unable to comprehend what is going on around him]

Professor Horace Slughorn: [Applying Dittany to a wound on Filch's arm] Harry...

Professor Pomona Sprout: [Dealing with a student's wound] Oh come on, what's the matter with you?

Professor Sybil Trelawney: [Sitting next to Padma Patil and pulling a sheet over a teacher's body] Oh, she's passed.

Padma Patil: There, she's gone.

Ron Weasley: [the next sight stops Harry dead in his tracks. The Weasley family are gathered around the body of Fred. Ginny and Percy both stand motionless. Bill holds a crying Fleur. Molly's head is buried on her dead son's shoulder. Arthur is trying to comfort George as best he can. George sees Ron and grabs onto him for dear life, sobbing uncontrollably. Ron kneels over Fred's body and lays his head down on his chest as Molly gently strokes both of their heads] No! No! NO!

[Stunned, Harry glances to his left and sees the body of Remus and Tonks]

Ron Weasley: [in Room of Requirement] AHHHHHH! Goyle has set the bloody place on fire!

Hermione Granger: We can't just stand here. Who's got an idea?

Ron Weasley: Don't ask us. You're the brilliant one!

Ron Weasley: We can end this.

Ron Weasley: [In Bellatrix's Vault] Is it here, Harry? Can you feel anything?

[from trailer]

Ron Weasley: That doesn't sound good.

Professor Minerva McGonagall: [to Harry, Ron, & Hermione] Why is it, when something happens, it is always you three?

Ron Weasley: Believe me, Professor. I've been asking myself the same question for six years.

[in the hospital wing, Ron stirs]

Lavender Brown: Ah! See? He senses my presence.

[leans down]

Lavender Brown: Don't worry, Won-Won! I'm here. I'm here.

Ron Weasley: [croaks] Her... my... nee. Hermione...

[Hermione takes Ron's hand. Lavender runs out, sobbing. Awkward silence]

Albus Dumbledore: Oh, to be young and to feel love's keen sting.

[after telling Harry to close his eyes, Ginny hides his book somewhere in the Room of Requirement, then comes back, and gives him a soft kiss on the lips]

Ginny Weasley: That can stay hidden up here too, if you like.

[a short time later, Harry is walking down the hallway, in a daze. Ron appears beside him]

Ron Weasley: So, did you and Ginny do it?

Harry Potter: [alarmed] What?

Ron Weasley: Did you hide the book?

Ron Weasley: How much are these?

Fred Weasley, George Weasley: 5 galleons.

Ron Weasley: How much for me?

Fred Weasley, George Weasley: 5 galleons.

Ron Weasley: I'm your brother!

Fred Weasley, George Weasley: 10 galleons.

Ron Weasley: [about Ginny and Dean] What do you think he sees in her?

Harry Potter: She's smart... funny... attractive...

Ron Weasley: Attractive?

Harry Potter: Well you know... she has nice... skin.

Ron Weasley: So you think he is going out with her because she has nice skin?

Harry Potter: Well, I dunno, I'm just saying it could be a contributing factor.

Ron Weasley: Hermione's got nice skin. You know, as far as skin goes.

Harry Potter: I-I've never thought about it before. But now that you mention it, yeah. Very nice.

Harry Potter: [long pause] ... I think I'll be going to bed now.

[Harry gulps down the Felix Felicis]

Hermione Granger: How do you feel?

Harry Potter: Excellent... really excellent!

Hermione Granger: Remember, Slughorn usually eats early, takes a walk, and then returns to his office.

Harry Potter: Right. I'm going down to Hagrid's.

Hermione Granger: What? No! Harry, you've got to go speak to Slughorn! We have a plan.

Harry Potter: I know, but I've got a really good feeling about Hagrid's. I feel like it's the place to be tonight. Do you know what I mean?

Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley: No.

Harry Potter: Trust me! I know what I'm doing, or Felix does.

[walks past two people]

Harry Potter: Hi!

Hermione Granger: How does it feel, Harry? When you see Dean with Ginny?

Harry Potter: [slightly taken aback] Oh. Um...

Hermione Granger: I know. I've seen the way you look at her. You're my best friend.

[Ron bursts in with Lavender, laughing, then sobers when he sees Hermione and Harry]

Lavender Brown: Oops!... I think this room's taken.

[runs off]

Ron Weasley: [awkwardly] ... What's with the birds?

Hermione Granger: [stands, glares at Ron] Oppugno!

[Hermione's flock of birds fly at Ron, who flees the room. Hermione sinks next to Harry and breaks down crying]

Harry Potter: It feels like this.

Ron Weasley: It's beautiful, isn't it? The moon.

Harry Potter: Divine. Had ourselves a little late night snack, did we?

Ron Weasley: It was on your bed, the box, I just thought I'd try one.

Harry Potter: Or twenty.

Ron Weasley: I can't stop thinking about her, Harry.

Harry Potter: Honestly, you know, I reckon she was starting to annoy you.

Ron Weasley: She could never annoy me. I think I love her.

Harry Potter: Oh... brilliant.

Ron Weasley: Do you think she knows I exist?

Harry Potter: Well, I'd bloody well hope so, she's been snogging you for three months.

Ron Weasley: Snogging? Who are you talking about?

Harry Potter: Who are you talking about?

Ron Weasley: Romilda, of course. Romilda Vane.

Harry Potter: Okay, very funny.

Ron Weasley: [throws the chocolates box at Harry]

Harry Potter: What was that for?

Ron Weasley: It's no joke! I'm in love with her!

Harry Potter: Alright, fine, you're in love with her! Have you ever actually met her?

Ron Weasley: No... Can you introduce me?

Ron Weasley: You heard Snape say he's made an Unbreakable Vow?

Harry Potter: Yes. What does it mean?

Ron Weasley: Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow!

Harry Potter: [sarcastic] I worked that much out for myself, funny enough.

Ron Weasley: [to Hermione and Ginny] He'll be here, soon.

[starts eating]

Hermione Granger: [smacks him on the arm with a book] Will you stop eating? Your best friend is missing!

Ron Weasley: Turn around, you lunatic!

[Hermione and Ginny looks towards the Great Hall door and sees Harry covered in blood]

Ginny Weasley: He's covered in blood again. Why is it he's always covered in blood?

Ron Weasley: Well, it looks like it's his own this time.

Horace Slughorn: I would have thought an expert potion-maker like yourself could whip up an antidote for a love potion in no time, Harry?

Harry Potter: Well, sir, I think this called for a more practiced hand.

Ron Weasley: [throws his arms around Slughorn] Hello, darling. Fancy a drink?

Horace Slughorn: Perhaps you're right.

Ron Weasley: [about the Half-Blood Prince's book] He even sleeps with it.

Harry Potter: I don't sleep with it!

Harry Potter: What happens when you break an Unbreakable Vow?

Ron Weasley: You die.

Cormac McLaggen: No hard feelings, eh, Weasley?

Ron Weasley: What do you mean?

Cormac McLaggen: I'll be trying out for Gryffindor Keeper too. Nothing personal.

Ron Weasley: Really? Big, strapping fellow like you? You look like you've got more of a Beater's build to me. I mean, to be Keeper, you've got to be a quick and agile sort...

[McLaggen snatches a fly buzzing around Ron's head with his fingers]

Cormac McLaggen: I like my chances. By the way, think you could introduce me to your friend Granger? Wouldn't mind getting on a first-name basis with her, if you know what I mean...

Ron Weasley: I must admit, I thought I was going to miss that last one. I hope Cormac's not taking it too hard. I think he's got a bit of a thing for you, Hermione, Cormac.

Hermione Granger: [shortly] He's vile.

Ron Weasley: [he puts his arms around Professor Slughorn thinking he is Romilda Vane] Hello darling fancy a drink?

Horace Slughorn: Perhaps you're right Harry.

Harry Potter: [Harry knocks on the door of Professor Slughorn's room] I'm sorry, sir. I wouldn't bother you if it weren't essential.

Ron Weasley: Where's Romilda?

Horace Slughorn: What's the matter with Wenby?

Harry Potter: [Whispers] Very powerful love potion.

Horace Slughorn: Very well. Better bring him in. I'd have thought you could have whipped up a remedy for this in no time, Harry.

Harry Potter: I'd have thought that this called for a more practised hand, sir.

Ron Weasley: [Ron wraps his arms around Professor Slughorn and looks at him romantically] Hello Darling. Fancy a drink?

Horace Slughorn: Perhaps you're right.

Ron Weasley: [about Hermione] Did you hear her talk about me and her snogging? As if...

Harry Potter: [every Quidditch player except Ginny and Ron is talking] Okay, so I'm going to be putting you all through a few drills just to assess you straight.

[everyone is still talking]

Harry Potter: Quiet, please!

[everyone is still talking]

Ginny Weasley: Shut it!

Harry Potter: Thanks. Alright, um, now then, remember just because you made the team laugh at you that doesn't guarantee you as bad this year, is that clear?

[everyone is silent]

Harry Potter: Good.

[everyone talks again]

Cormac McLaggen: [steps out of the crowd and nudges Ron aside] No hard feelings, Weasley, alright?

Ron Weasley: What do you mean?

Cormac McLaggen: I'll be trying out for Keeper as well. It's nothing personal.

Ron Weasley: Really? Strapping guy like you. You've got more of a Beater's build, don't you think? Keeper's need to be quick, agile.

[McLaggen suddenly catches a fly]

Cormac McLaggen: I like my chances. Say, do you think you could introduce me to your friend Granger? Wouldn't mind a... getting on a first thing basis, you know what I mean?

[looks up at Hermione sitting in the stadium and punches Ron on the shoulder]

Ron Weasley: [from trailer] I'm in love with her!

Harry Potter: All right, fine, you're in love with her! You haven't even met her!

Ron Weasley: Could you introduce me?

Ron Weasley: [looking out of the window] It's beautiful, isn't it? The moon?

Harry Potter: [questionably] Divine.

[turns to see the Chocolate Cauldrons are gone]

Harry Potter: Hd ourselves a little midnight snack, have we?

Ron Weasley: [turns to face Harry] It was on your bed, the box. I just thought I'd try one.

Harry Potter: Or twenty.

Ron Weasley: I can't stop thinking about her, Harry.

Harry Potter: Honestly, you know, I reckon she was starting to annoy you.

Ron Weasley: [curls up beside Harry on a bed] She could never annoy me! I think I love her.

Harry Potter: [stares at Ron] Um, brilliant...

[walks over and sits on the other bed]

Ron Weasley: Do you think she knows I exist?

Ron Weasley: Hermione has nice skin.

Harry Potter: Oh, yes. Very nice.

Ron Weasley: What do you think Dean sees in her?

Harry Potter: Well, she's funny, smart, attractive.

Ron Weasley: Attractive?

Harry Potter: She has nice... skin.

Ron Weasley: Skin? You're saying he's dating my sister because she has nice skin?

[Ron and Hermione ask Harry about his first kiss with Cho]

Ron Weasley: Well? How was it?

Harry Potter: Wet. I mean, she was sort of crying.

Ron Weasley: [laughs] That bad at it, are you?

Hermione Granger: I'm sure Harry's kissing was more than satisfactory. Cho spends half her time crying these days.

Ron Weasley: You'd think a bit of snogging would cheer her up.

Hermione Granger: Don't you understand how she must be feeling? Well, obviously she's feeling sad about Cedric, and therefore confused about liking Harry, guilty about kissing him, conflicted because Umbridge is pressing to sack her mum from the Ministry, and frightened about failing her OWLs because she's so busy worrying about everything else.

Ron Weasley: One person couldn't feel all that. They'd explode!

Hermione Granger: Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon...

Ron Weasley: Hermione, you are honestly the most wonderful person I have ever met. If I'm ever rude to you...

Hermione Granger: I'll know you've gone back to normal.

[referring to Ron's Christmas jumper]

Hermione Granger: I can't understand why you don't want to wear it, Ronald.

Ron Weasley: Cause I'll look like a bloody idiot, that's why.

Hermione Granger: No more than usual.

Hermione Granger: Um... Hi! You all know why we're here. We need a teacher. A proper teacher. One who's had real experience defending themselves against the Dark Arts.

Zacharias Smith: Why?

Ron Weasley: Why. Because You-Know-Who's back, you tosspot.

Zacharias Smith: [nods toward Harry] So he says.

Hermione Granger: So Dumbledore says.

Zacharias Smith: So Dumbledore says because he says! The point is, where's the proof?

Slightly Creepy Boy: If Potter could tell us more about how Diggory got killed...

Harry Potter: I'm not going to talk about Cedric, so if that's why you're here you might as well clear out now.

Harry Potter: [aside to Hermione]

Harry Potter: C'mon, Hermione, let's go. They're just here because they think I'm some sort of freak.

Hermione Granger: Harry, wait!

Luna Lovegood: Is it true you can produce a patronus charm?

Hermione Granger: Yes. I've seen it.

Dean Thomas: Blimey, Harry! I didn't know you could do that!

Neville Longbottom: And he killed a basilisk, with the sword in Dumbledore's office.

Ginny Weasley: It's true.

Ron Weasley: Third year he fought off about a hundred dementors at once.

Hermione Granger: And last year he really did fight off You-Know-Who in the flesh.

Harry Potter: Wait... look, it all sounds *great* when you say it like that. But the truth is most of that was just luck. I didn't know what I was doing half the time, I nearly always had help...

Hermione Granger: He's just being modest.

Harry Potter: No, Hermione, I'm not. Facing this stuff in real life is not like school. In school, if you make a mistake you can just try again tomorrow, but out there, when you're a second away from being murdered or watching a friend die right before your eyes... you don't know what that's like.

Hermione Granger: You're right, Harry, we don't. That's why we need your help. Because if we're having any chance against beating... Voldemort.

Nigel 2nd Year: He's really back?

[Harry nods]

Neville Longbottom: So how are we going to get to London?

Harry Potter: Look, it's not that I don't appreciate everything you've done, all of you, but - but I've got you into enough trouble as it is.

[walks past everyone]

Neville Longbottom: Dumbledore's Army's supposed to be about doing something real.

[Harry stops turns around to face them]

Neville Longbottom: Or was all that just words to you?

Ron Weasley: ...Maybe you don't have to do this all by yourself, mate.

Harry Potter: ...So how are we going to get to London?

Luna Lovegood: We fly, of course.

Harry Potter: First we've got to find a place to practice where Umbridge won't find out.

Ginny Weasley: The Shrieking Shack?

Harry Potter: It's too small.

Hermione Granger: The Forbidden Forest?

Ron Weasley: Not bloody likely!

Ginny Weasley: Harry, what happens if Umbridge does find out?

Hermione Granger: Who cares? I mean, it's sort of exciting, isn't it, breaking the rules.

Ron Weasley: Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?

Hermione Granger: Anyway, at least we know one positive thing that came from today.

Harry Potter: What's that?

Hermione Granger: Cho couldn't take her eyes off you, could she?

Hermione Granger: How'd you get away?

Ginny Weasley: Puking Pastilles. It wasn't pretty.

Ron Weasley: Told them I was hungry and wanted some sweets. Of course, they told me to bugger off and ate the lot themselves.

Hermione Granger: [shocked] That was clever, Ron!

Ron Weasley: It's been known to happen.

Dolores Umbridge: Your previous instruction in this subject has been disturbingly uneven. But you will be pleased to know from now on, you will be following a carefully structured, Ministry-approved course of defensive magic. Yes?

Hermione Granger: There's nothing in here about using defensive spells.

Dolores Umbridge: Using spells? Ha ha! Well I can't imagine why you would need to use spells in my classroom.

Ron Weasley: We're not gonna use magic?

Dolores Umbridge: You will be learning about defensive spells in a secure, risk-free way.

Harry Potter: Well, what use is that? If we're gonna be attacked it won't be risk-free.

Dolores Umbridge: Students will raise their hands when they speak in my class.

[pauses]

Dolores Umbridge: It is the view of the Ministry that a theoretical knowledge will be sufficient to get you through your examinations, which after all, is what school is all about.

Harry Potter: And how is theory supposed to prepare us for what's out there?

Dolores Umbridge: There is nothing out there, dear! Who do you imagine would want to attack children like yourself?

Harry Potter: I don't know, maybe, Lord Voldemort!

Harry Potter: This is mad. Who'd want to be taught by me? I'm a nutter, remember?

Ron Weasley: Look on the bright side. You can't be any worse than old toad face.

Harry Potter: Thanks, Ron.

Ron Weasley: I'm here for you, mate.

[last lines]

Harry Potter: I've been thinking about something Dumbledore said to me.

Hermione Granger: What's that?

Harry Potter: That even though we've got a fight ahead of us, we've got one thing that Voldemort doesn't have.

Ron Weasley: Yeah?

Harry Potter: Something worth fighting for.

Ron Weasley: Don't worry, I'll go easy on you.

Hermione Granger: [sarcastically] Thanks, Ronald.

Lucius Malfoy: [walking with Bellatrix slowly up to Harry] Haven't you always wondered what was the reason for the connection between you and the Dark Lord. Why he was unable to kill you when you were just an infant. Don't you want to know the secret, of your scar. All of the answers are there, Potter, in your hand. All you have to do is give it to me, I can show you everything.

[all of the death eaters start closing in around them]

Harry Potter: I've waited fourteen years...

Lucius Malfoy: I know.

Harry Potter: Think I can wait a little longer. NOW!

Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom: STUPEFY!

Hermione Granger: What's wrong with your hand?

Harry Potter: Nothing.

[Harry hides his left hand under his book and shows her his right hand]

Hermione Granger: Your other hand.

[grabbing his left arm from under his book]

Hermione Granger: You've got to tell Dumbledore!

Harry Potter: No. Dumbledore's got enough on his mind right now. Anyway, I don't want to give Umbridge the satisfaction.

Ron Weasley: Bloody hell, Harry, the woman's torturing you! If the parents knew about this...

Harry Potter: Yeah, well I haven't got any of those, have I Ron?

Hermione Granger: Harry, you've got to report this! It's perfectly simple, you're being...

Harry Potter: No, it's not! Hermione whatever this is, it's not simple. You don't understand.

Hermione Granger: Then help us to!

[Ron takes a huge bite out of a sausage]

Hermione Granger: [disgusted] Do you ever stop eating?

Ron Weasley: What? I'm hungry.

Arthur Weasley: [raising his glass] To Harry Potter, without whom I may not be here. To Harry.

Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, George Weasley, Fred Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Mrs. Weasley: [raising their cups] To Harry

Sirius Black: [at doorway] To Harry.

Hermione Granger: [Harry walks in, Hermione runs to him and hugs him] Oh, Harry!

[pause, she lets go]

Hermione Granger: Are you all right? We overheard them talking about the dementor attack. You must tell us everything.

Ron Weasley: Let the man breathe, Hermione.

Hermione Granger: And this hearing at the Ministry. It's just outrageous! I've looked it up, they simply can't expel you. It's completely unfair!

Harry Potter: There's a lot of that going around, Hermione. So what is this place?

Ron Weasley: Headquarters.

Hermione Granger: Of the Order of the Phoenix. It's a secret society. Dumbledore formed it back when they first fought You-Know-Who.

Harry Potter: You couldn't have put this in a letter, I suppose. I've gone all summer without a scrap of news.

Ron Weasley: We wanted to tell you, mate. Really, we did. Only...

Harry Potter: Only what?

Hermione Granger: Only Dumbledore made us swear that we wouldn't tell you anything.

Harry Potter: [pause] Dumbledore said that? But why would he want to keep me in the dark? Maybe I could help. After all, I'm the one who saw Voldemort return, I'm the one who fought him, I'm the one who saw Cedric Diggory get killed!

Hermione Granger: You've done it, Neville! You've found the Room of Requirement!

Ron Weasley: The what?

Hermione Granger: It's also known as the Come and Go Room. The Room of Requirement only appears when a person has real need of it, and is always equipped with the seeker's needs.

Ron Weasley: So, say you really needed a toilet...

Hermione Granger: Charming, Ronald. But yes, that is the general idea.

Harry Potter: It's brilliant! It's like Hogwarts wants us to fight back!

Ron Weasley: Hermione, I hate your cat.

Sirius Black: The latest intelligence is that Fudge doesn't want you trained in combat.

Ron Weasley: Combat? What does he think, that we're forming some sort of wizard army?

Sirius Black: That's exactly what he thinks. That Dumbledore is assembling his own forces to take on the Ministry. He's becoming more paranoid by the minute. The others wouldn't want me telling you this, Harry, but things aren't going at all well with the Order. Fudge is blocking the truth at every turn, and these disappearances are just how it started before. Voldemort is on the move.

[Hermione screams as Grawp grabs her and lifts her up]

Rubeus Hagrid: Grawpy, that is not polite!

Ron Weasley: Hagrid, do something!

Rubeus Hagrid: We talked about this! You do not grab, do you? That is your new friend, Hermione!

[Ron swings a tree branch at Grawp's foot. Grawp looks down, puzzled, and shifts his foot slightly, knocking Ron back]

Hermione Granger: Grawp! Put-me-down!

[Grawp stares blankly]

Hermione Granger: *Now*!

[Grawp puts Hermione down gently and turns away shamefully]

Ron Weasley: Are you alright?

Hermione Granger: Fine. He just needs a firm hand, that's all.

Harry Potter: I think you've got an admirer.

Ron Weasley: You did everything you could. No one could win against that old hag.

Hermione Granger: Even Dumbledore didn't see this coming. Harry, if it's anyone's fault, it's ours.

Ron Weasley: Yeah, we talked you into it.

Harry Potter: Yeah, but I agreed. I tried so hard to help, and all it's done is made things worse. Anyway, it doesn't matter anymore, because I don't want to play anymore. All it does is make you care too much. The more you care the more you have to lose. You maybe it's just best to...

Hermione Granger: To what?

Harry Potter: To go it alone.

Ron Weasley: Maybe you don't have to do this all by yourself, mate.

Harry Potter: [sees a strange reptilian-like horse] What is it?

Ron Weasley: What's what?

Harry Potter: That. Pulling the carriage.

Hermione Granger: Nothing's pulling the carriage, Harry. It's pulling itself like always.

[Harry walks around the carriage, where Luna is already seated]

Luna Lovegood: You're not going mad.

[lowers her magazine, The Quibbler, which she has been reading upside down]

Luna Lovegood: I see them too. You're just as sane as I am.

Ron Weasley: Blimey!

[from trailer]

Ron Weasley: Blimey!

Hermione Granger: It's kind of fun, isn't it? Breaking the rules.

Ron Weasley: Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?

Hermione Granger: [from trailer] It's sort of exciting, isn't it, breaking the rules?

Ron Weasley: Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?

Hermione Granger: [from trailer] It's sort of exciting isn't it? Breaking the rules?

Ron Weasley: Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?

Ron Weasley: Oh my God. What am I gonna do? My wife's all alone downstairs!

Harry Potter: Ron, you don't have a wife.

Ron Weasley: Right.

Ron Weasley: How long do you think she'll stay mad at me?

Harry Potter: Just keep talking about that little ball of light touching your heart, and she'll come 'round.

[Tonks and Ron arrive at the Burrow]

Nymphadora Tonks: Deserves that. Brilliant, he was. Wouldn't be standing here without him.

Hermione Granger: Really?

Ron Weasley: Always the tone of surprise.

Ron Weasley: [from trailer]

[about Hermione]

Ron Weasley: We wouldn't last two days without her.

[pause]

Ron Weasley: Don't tell her I said that.

[after their escape from the Death Eaters]

Ron Weasley: You're amazing, you are!

Hermione Granger: [wryly] Always the tone of surprise.

[Harry is about go away from the Weasley house]

Ron Weasley: Going somewhere?

Harry Potter: No one else is going to die. Not for me.

Ron Weasley: For you? You think Mad-Eye died for you? You think George took that curse for you? You may be the Chosen One, mate, but this is a whole lot bigger than that.

Harry Potter: It was you!

Ron Weasley: Well, yeah. Obviously.

Harry Potter: And the doe. That was you as well.

Ron Weasley: No. I reckoned it was you.

Harry Potter: My Patronus is a stag.

Ron Weasley: Right.

[raising his arms up and fake antlers with his fingers]

Ron Weasley: Antlers.

Harry Potter: This is mental.

Hermione Granger: Completely mental.

Ron Weasley: The world's mental.

[Preparing to enter the Ministry of Magic]

Ron Weasley: We have to flush ourselves in!

[pause]

Ron Weasley: That's disgusting.

Waitress: Can I take your order?

Hermione Granger: I'll have a cappucino.

Waitress: [turns to Ron] You?

Ron Weasley: What she said.

Harry Potter: Same.

Ron Weasley: Hey!

Hermione Granger: You... complete arse, Ronald Weasley! You show up here after weeks, and you say 'Hey'?

Harry Potter: Engorgio!

[the flame in the jar grows rapidly]

Harry Potter: Reducio!

[the flame shrinks back to normal size]

Hermione Granger: What's going on in there?

Harry Potter, Ron Weasley: Nothing!

Hermione Granger: [comes into the tent] We need to talk.

Lord Voldemort: [voiceover as Tom Riddle] I have seen your heart and it's mine. I have seen your dreams, Ronald Weasley, and I have seen your fears...

Harry Potter: Ron! Don't listen to it!

Lord Voldemort: [voiceover as Tom Riddle] Least loved by the mother who craved a daughter. Least loved, by the girl who prefers your friend...

Harry Potter: Ron! Stab it!

Harry Potter: [as Riddle-Harry] We were better without you, happier without you.

Hermione Granger: [as Riddle-Hermione] Who could look at you beside Harry Potter? What are you, compared to the Chosen One...?

Harry Potter: Ron! It lies! Stab it! STAB IT!

Harry Potter: [as Riddle-Harry] Your mother confessed that she would have preferred me as a son...

Hermione Granger: [as Riddle-Hermione] Who wouldn't prefer him? What woman would take you? You are nothing... nothing... nothing to him...

[Riddle-Hermione and Riddle-Harry starts to kiss in the fog. Ron looks shocked. Ron's head turns to Harry, who freezes. A trace of scarlet glints in Ron's eyes]

Ron Weasley: NOOO!

[Ron raises the sword, stabs it through Riddle-Harry and Riddle-Hermione, and then reaches the locket, and then there's silence]

Ron Weasley: [after saving Harry from drowning] Are you mental?

Ron Weasley: The deluminator. It doesn't just turn off lights. I don't know how it work but Christmas morning, I was sleeping in this little pub, keeping away from some Snatchers, and I heard it. A voice. Your voice, Hermione. You said my name. Just my name. Like a whisper. So I took it, clicked it and this tiny ball of light appeared. And I knew. It flew towards me, the ball of light, right through my chest and straight through me. Right here

[he touches his heart]

Ron Weasley: And I knew it was going to take me where I needed to go.

[Hermione looks on, breathless]

Ron Weasley: [about Hermione's copy of "The Tales Of Beedle The Bard"] Mum used to read those to me as a kid! "The Wizard and the Hopping Pot," "Babbity Rabbity And Her Cackling Stump"...

[Harry and Hermione both look lost]

Ron Weasley: Come on! Babitty Rabbity... No?

Ron Weasley: You don't know why I listen to the radio, do you? To make sure I don't hear Ginny's name. Or Fred, or George, or Mum.

Harry Potter: You think I'm not listening too? You think I don't know how this feels?

Ron Weasley: No, you *don't* know how it feels! Your parents are dead! You have no family!

Hermione Granger: Stop!

Harry Potter: Fine then, go! Go then!

Hermione Granger: [Ron wrenches the locket off and gets his bag] Ron...

Ron Weasley: [turns to Hermione] And you? Are you coming or are you staying?

[Hermione looks torn, she glances from Harry to Ron in shock]

Ron Weasley: Fine. I get it. I saw you two the other night.

Hermione Granger: [tears in her eyes] Ron, that's - that's nothing!

[Harry, Ron and Hermione infiltrate the Ministry of Magic disguised as Ministry employees]

Yaxley: Cattermole! It's still raining inside my office!

Ron Weasley: [trying to disguise his voice] Uh... have you tried an umbrella?

Ron Weasley: He doesn't know what he's doing, does he?

Hermione Granger: None of us do.

Dobby the House Elf: [in kitchen, Grimmauld Place] And then Dobby saw Kreacher talking to the thief Mundungus...

Mundungus Fletcher: [interrupting] I'm not a thief! You foul little... git! I'm a buyer and purveyor of wondrous objects.

Ron Weasley: You're a thief Dung, everyone knows it!

Harry Potter: I don't care about a bloody wedding! No matter whose it is. I have to start searching for the Horcruxes. It's the only chance we have to beat him. And the longer we wait, the stronger he gets.

Ron Weasley: Tonight's not that night, mate. You'd only be doing him a favor.

[pauses]

Ron Weasley: Do you think he knows? I mean, they're bits of his soul. The Horcruxes. Bits of him. When Dumbledore destroyed the ring and you destroyed Tom Riddle's diary all those years ago... He must've felt something, right? What I'm saying is, if we do this thing right, if we find the Horcruxes and begin to destroy them one by one... Won't he know he's being hunted?

Ron Weasley: [from trailer] Don't expect me to get excited over another damn thing we need to find.

Dobby the House Elf: Mr Weasley, so good to see you again!

Ron Weasley: Wicked trainers.

Harry Potter: I thought you knew what you had signed up for!

Ron Weasley: Yeah, I thought so too

Ron Weasley: [after barely managing to destroy a horcrux] Just think. Only three more to go.

Ron Weasley: Seems strange, mate. Dumbledore sends you off to find a load of Horcruxes, but doesn't bother to tell you how to destroy them. Doesn't that bother you?

Harry Potter: [from trailer] We've gotta know how this feels!

Ron Weasley: We don't know how it feels! Your parents are dead!

[shrieks as Harry attacks him]

Ron Weasley: [from trailer] Let's get off the streets and get somewhere safe.

Harry Potter: [from trailer] We've gotta know how this feels!

Ron Weasley: We don't know how this feels! Your parents are dead, you have no family!

[shrieks as Harry attacks him]