Rollie Tyler Quotes in F/X (1986)

Rollie Tyler: [Mason grabs the Uzi Rollie has just set down] In this hand is the ammo for the gun. And this is Krazy Glue. A thousand and one uses. Now, a thousand and two.

[shoves him out the front door]

Rollie Tyler: [Rollie gets the drop on Mason after faking his own death] What's the matter? Forget why you hired me?

Rollie Tyler: [Rollie is riding in a backseat and realizes he's sitting on a plastic sheet.] Why all the plastic?

Lipton: I didn't want to get any stains on the seat.

Rollie Tyler: What stains?

Lipton: [points a gun at Rollie] I'm sorry, Rollie. No loose ends.

Ellen: How was I?

Rollie Tyler: You were great. Nobody dies like you.

Lipton: I've really admired your stuff since 'Vermin From Venus.'

Rollie Tyler: You saw that?

Lipton: Yeah.

Andy: That's the one that got him deported from Australia!

Ellen: Nobody cares about making movies about people any more. All they care about is special effects.

Rollie Tyler: [ironically] I'm gonna cry.

Rollie Tyler: Bok choi has great texture. Like alien flesh.

[Rollie finishes making a cast of DeFranco's head.]

Nicholas DeFranco: Is that it?

Rollie Tyler: We can do it again if you want to.

Nicholas DeFranco: Huh. Wise guy.

Rollie Tyler: [Andy has used movie smoke bombs to help break Rollie's truck out of the police impound lot] Jesus! What pots did you use?

Andy: The big ones!

Rollie Tyler: I said Hellraisers, not Killer Smoke!

[last lines]

Leo McCarthy: [Rollie has impersonated DeFranco to get his money out of a Swiss bank] Well, I'm gonna miss the job, but this should ease the pain somewhat. Well, Rollie me boy, you'll never have to put that shit on your face again.

Rollie Tyler: I don't know, Leo... it's hard for me to do anything else!

Ellen: How are you?

Rollie Tyler: I've been better.

[first lines]

The director: Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Great. Great. Great. We got it. Great. You ladies alright? What about you? You okay?

Rollie Tyler: Ellen, come on out of there.

Leo McCarthy: Rollie, tell me those aren't the real medallions.

Rollie Tyler: Yeah, I swithced 'em.

Leo McCarthy: Rollie you dumb bastard, the mob wasn't stealing them, they were returning them, to the Vatican.

Rollie Tyler: Nobody told me.