Reverend Flavel Quotes in Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)

Reverend Flavel: Blaspehmy! Shakespeare must go! So sayeth the Shepherd!

The Flock Members: SO SAYETH THE FLOCK!

Reverend Flavel: And what sayeth you, Mr. Carter?

Carter: [very angry at this point] Get the Flock out of here!

[the students all start cheering]

Reverend Flavel: This means war! HOLY WAR! Flock! FOLLOW!

Reverend Flavel: [after the Klan has crashed Rev. Flavel's revival, bald, naked and circumcised] Behold the Spawn of Satan! The Bowels of Perdition. Hear what I say! I speak Salvation! I speak Redemption!

Mickey: [instructing Tommy Turner to turn on the tape recorder] Now.

Reverend Flavel: CLEARLY I say this to thee...

Commissioner Hurley: Holy Shit! Look at the dick on that son of a bitch!

Commissioner Couch: Hey, Mayor! That guy's dork's even bigger that yours!

Commissioner Hurley: If you had a dick like that, you could give your secretary a flying@#$%.

Mayor Abernathy: Look at that snatch!

Woman at Rally: Oh My God!

[faints]

Little Girl: Oh, Mother.

Commissioner Couch: Hey, Mayor. Does Reverend Flavel approve of THIS?

Reverend Flavel: [to Mayor] You Scum!

Mayor Abernathy: Approve? Are you kidding? Reverend Flavel GAVE me this one!

[audience starts booing loudly]