Mayor Abernathy Quotes in Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)

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Mayor Abernathy Quotes:

  • Reverend Flavel: [after the Klan has crashed Rev. Flavel's revival, bald, naked and circumcised] Behold the Spawn of Satan! The Bowels of Perdition. Hear what I say! I speak Salvation! I speak Redemption!

    Mickey: [instructing Tommy Turner to turn on the tape recorder] Now.

    Reverend Flavel: CLEARLY I say this to thee...

    Commissioner Hurley: Holy Shit! Look at the dick on that son of a bitch!

    Commissioner Couch: Hey, Mayor! That guy's dork's even bigger that yours!

    Commissioner Hurley: If you had a dick like that, you could give your secretary a flying@#$%.

    Mayor Abernathy: Look at that snatch!

    Woman at Rally: Oh My God!

    [faints]

    Little Girl: Oh, Mother.

    Commissioner Couch: Hey, Mayor. Does Reverend Flavel approve of THIS?

    Reverend Flavel: [to Mayor] You Scum!

    Mayor Abernathy: Approve? Are you kidding? Reverend Flavel GAVE me this one!

    [audience starts booing loudly]

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