Reptile Quotes in Just One of the Guys (1985)

[Coach Morrison yells at the gym class for whoever started the fire, before seeing Sherpico's horned lizard]

Coach Mickey Morrison: We have a saboteur in our gym class. A real scum! A nimrod! Whoever started that fire... is a human gutterball! A zero! Sherpico, how many times have I told you no creatures in my gym class.

Reptile: I couldn't help it, coach. If I left him in the locker the alligators would eat him.

Coach Mickey Morrison: You get rid of him, or I'll get rid of him.

[Terry sits across Harold Sherpico in the school cafeteria]

Terry: Hi, uh, I'm Terry Griffith.

Reptile: Oh, hi, I'm Harold 'Reptile' Sherpico. It's time to feed Snowball his lunch.

Terry: [Terry sees a little mouse] Oh, Snowball. He's cute.

Reptile: Oh, that's not Snowball. This is Snowball.

Reptile: [Sherpico takes off an albino snake from his neck, pointing to the mouse] That's lunch. They don't make snake chow.

Terry: [Terry gets up to walk away] It was very nice meeting you.