Reggie Hammond Quotes in Another 48 Hrs. (1990)

Reggie Hammond: Let me tell you something, Jack. If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no asshole.

[Kehoe is holding Reggie hostage, using him as a human shield]

Ben Kehoe: Jack, we can work this out! Just let me out of here!

Jack Cates: You're a disgrace, Ben. Nothing worse than a bad cop.

Reggie Hammond: Hey, Jack! Thank you for a very pleasant day! Okay, I got no car, I got no money, and I'm gonna end the day off with this goddamn dope man's Uzi by my temple! Thank you, Jack! Look, this is Jack's day, why don't you just let Jack shoot me? Save your bullet! Jack, why don't you shoot me? Shoot me, Jack!

[Jack shoots Reggie in the shoulder. Stunned, Reggie collapses to the floor, and Jack shoots Ben dead]

[while Jack is being beaten up by barroom toughts, Reggie fires a gun into the air. Everyone stops, and Jack collapses to the floor]

Reggie Hammond: All right, knock this shit off! I HAVE BEEN HAVING A VERY BAD DAY! I just got out of jail this morning! Already I've been shot at, I was on a bus that flipped over seventeen times, bitch tried to stab me in the bathroom, and somebody blew up my Porsche! I am in a BAD goddamn mood! Now I usually don't step in on things like this, but this man Jack Cates is gonna help me straighten out the rest of my day! So I suggest you all back up, and let us go about our business!

Barroom Fighter: 'Cause you got a gun?

Reggie Hammond: No, 'cause I have a gun and I'll pop a cap in your ass!

Reggie Hammond: They blew up my car! They blew up my *car*!

Jack: It's a damn shame.

Reggie Hammond: They blew up my car and all you have to say is it's a damn shame?

Jack: No car, no money, you're having a bad day!

Reggie Hammond: Look, Jack, I gave you the money in good faith, you told me I could fucking trust you and now after all this shit I can't get my money?

Jack: Well, you finally got the picture, convict.

[Reggie is released from prison]

Warden: I'm obliged to give you $100 in cash, and a free bus ride to San Francisco. All compliments of the State of California.

Reggie Hammond: That's it?

Warden: That is it.

Reggie Hammond: [takes the envelope] Thank you for sparing me any of the other crap.