Pepper Quotes in The Cowboy Way (1994)

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  • Waiter: How would you like your steaks cooked?

    Pepper: Oh, just knock its horns off, wipe its nasty ass, and chunk it right here on this plate.

  • Waiter at Waldorf Astoria: How would you gentlemen like your steak prepared?

    Pepper: Prepared? Oh you mean cooked?

    Waiter at Waldorf Astoria: Yes, of course, that's what I should have said, cooked.

  • Pepper: If it's got hair, I can ride it. If it's got a beat, I can dance to it.

  • Waiter at Waldorf Astoria: And would you care to order wine with your meal?

    Pepper: Uh, yah why don't you bring us a bottle of something or other, uh not too sweet, American.

    Waiter at Waldorf Astoria: American something or other, yes sir an excellent choice and would you like glasses or do you prefer to drink directly from the bottle?

    Pepper: Well, um, glasses I reckon and oh hay toss a litle ice in mine if you would my good man.

    Waiter at Waldorf Astoria: Ice, certainly sir. Nothing could surprise me now.

  • Sonny: So, what did you do to make the money to buy this? You didn't give that old lady a fake check did you?

    Pepper: No, of course not.

    [under his breath]

    Pepper: Bitch wouldn't take a check.

  • Sonny: [Pepper drags Sonny behind a Horse Carriage hiding from the Owners of the Waldorf Astoria] Pepper, those People are guessing that You skipped the Bill.

    Pepper: Oh yeah, well they guessed right!

    Sonny: Well, then pay them!

    Pepper: Yeah right, with what?

    Sonny: You lying Son of a Bitch, You told Me You still got some of that Prize Money left!

    Pepper: Of course I do, have I ever lied to You before?

    Sonny: Well, how much do You got?

    Pepper: About 8 Bucks, I reckon.

    Sonny: About 8 Bucks, I reckon?

    Pepper: Better than a poke in the Eye.

    Sonny: [Starts walking off] Pepper, I've about had it with You!

  • Chango: What's a baby cow gonna do to me?

    [Sonny shrugs and pulls down Chango's pants]

    Chango: Hey come on man!, what you doing?

    Sonny: I am embarrassed, our friend here isn't wearing any underpants.

    Pepper: [pulls a baby calf out of the barn and the calf starts snorting] He sees it!

    Sonny: Damn, that hungry devil thinks your little wee-wee is his mama's teat.

    Chango: Hey hey man, you guys can't do this.

    Sonny: I'll ask you one more time asshole, where's Teresa?

    Chango: I ain't telling you shit!

    Sonny: It's your call stubby, let him go Pepper!.

    [Pepper releases the calf and it makes its way towards Chango]

    Chango: whoa!

    [begins to moan as the calf begins to suck his penis]

    Sonny: Damn, that looks like it hurts.

  • Officer Sam 'Mad Dog' Shaw: Where you guys from, Texas?

    Pepper: Texas? Ain't no real cowboys from Texas, we're from New Mexico.

  • Pepper: Oh wow man, her head's all gone.

  • Pongo: Perdy, I've got an idea!

    [rolls around in soot]

    Perdita: Pongo, what on earth?

    Pongo: Look! I'm a Labrador! We'll all roll in the soot! We'll all be Labradors!

    Labrador: Say! That is an idea!

    Pongo: Come on, kids! Roll in the soot!

    Penny: You mean you want us to get dirty?

    Pepper: Did you hear that, Freckles? Dad wants us to get dirty.

    Cadpig: Mother, should we?

    Perdita: [sighs] Do as your father says.

    Pepper: This'll be fun!

    Cadpig: I always wanted to get good and dirty!

  • Pepper: Never let a wimp do a lady's job!

  • Two-Bits: Pepper, why are those guys stealing the car?

    Pepper: Because they're bad guys and thats what bad guys do. They steal things, and they hurt people. Do I have to explain everything.

  • Pepper: No sense you going to look by yourself, I'll help you. Get me out of here.

    Two-Bits: Pepper, where could she be? Where do you think she went Pepper?

    Pepper: Well, lets just get out of the barn first ok?

  • Pepper: [preparing a cocktail for Tanya] Now, baby, this should tickle your taste buds.

    Tanya: Down, big fella. I'm old enough to be your mother.

    Rosie: Grandmother.

  • Pepper: [to Annie] Blow it out your old wa-zoo!

  • Wanda: Think Cry-Baby's got blue balls for the chick?

    Hatchet Face: Allison's a square, Wanda. Cry-Baby don't dig squares.

    Pepper: No, she's a scrape - part square, part drape. I think she's pretty.

  • Milton Hackett: Looks like somebody lost their laundry.

    Lenora Frigid: Hello Cry-Baby. You've scorched me, man.

    Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Later, Lenora.

    Lenora Frigid: But Cry-baby, I need a date for tonight's Jukebox Jamboree.

    Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Well, I'm solo, sugar.

    Lenora Frigid: [offering to show her breasts] Wanna see these gunboats? I give, Cry-baby. I give bare second on the first date.

    Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Use your mentality and cool down!

    Wanda: Yeah, Lenora, your bosoms ain't nothin'!

    Hatchet-Face: Better watch it, bozo! You might catch a cold!

    Pepper: My brother wouldn't touch your titties with a ten-foot pole. He likes his women bad, Lenora, not cheap!

  • Pepper: That's my little snare drum.

    Susie Q, Pepper Walker's Daughter: And, Ma, I swiped six hubcaps like a big girl!

  • Cry-Baby: [singing] High school hell cats.

    PepperHatchet FaceMilton HackettAllisonWanda: [singing] On our own.

    Cry-Baby: [singing] High school hell cats.

    PepperHatchet FaceMilton HackettAllisonWanda: [singing] Almost grown.

    Cry-Baby: [singing] Come on pick a fight, we wish you would. I love being bad cause it sure feels good. Oh-oh!

  • Pepper: Don't go flip out mamma!

    Hatchet-Face: Yeah! Sometimes shook up old ladies...

    [licks knife]

    Hatchet-Face: GET CUT!

  • Allison: It's really wild, but I'm-I'm afraid that I'm not gonna fit in here. You know, with your friends, and stuff.

    Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: You're cool, Allison. You just look square. Underneath it all, I think you're really hep.

    Hatchet-Face: Well, what have we here?

    Wanda: The first square to ever set foot in Turkey Point.

    Pepper: Hey fine mama, welcome to the Jukebox Jamboree!

    Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: These are the Cry-Baby girls. That's Wanda.

    Wanda: Dig it, babe. You need a new look!

    Hatchet-Face: Don't you got tits? Stick 'em out, for God's sake!

    Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: That's Hatchet-face. She don't mean no harm.

    Pepper: The first thing a Cry-Baby girl learns: our bazooms are our weapons!

    Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Now, Pepper's pregnant, but she can fight like a man!

    Wanda: I wouldn't be caught dead in a full skirt.

    Pepper: Hey girls, what do you think? Let's give Allison here a bad girl beauty makeover. You game?

    Allison: Sure! Think I got what it takes?

    Hatchet-FaceWandaPepper: Whoa ho ho!

    Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: You got it, Allison. You got it raw!

  • Cry-Baby: [singing] I had my first cigarette before I could walk / And I was strumming this guitar before I could talk, Cause I'm the King.

    Hatchet-FaceWandaPepperMilton HackettAllison: [singing] King Cry Baby.

    Cry-Baby: [singing] Yeah, I'm the King.

    Hatchet-FaceWandaPepperMilton HackettAllison: [singing] King Cry Baby.

    Cry-Baby: [singing] Oh, I'm the King.

    Hatchet-FaceWandaPepperMilton HackettAllison: [singing] King Cry Baby.

    Cry-Baby: [singing] A King Cry Baby with a tear in my eye / If you mess with the King you're gonna cry, baby, cry, baby, cry, baby, cry.

  • Charlie: Looking good, man. You lost some weight.

    Pepper: It's the chemo.

  • Pepper: Where's my glasses?

    Charlie: On your head!

  • Pepper: You've never been to the ocean? That's like... you know, things tears are made of

  • Pepper: I've done... a lot of things. And I, I have a lot to learn. But, you know, I would say: one thing that I've learned, that's true, is that if you don't make your own choices in life, the world will make them for you.

  • Andy: Yo, Kemp, can you do something about the A.C. back here? I'm melting.

    Kemper: No. But if you or Pepper get too hot, you could always take your clothes off.

    Andy: You'd like that, wouldn't you?

    Erin: You are such a perv. Don't listen to him, Pepper.

    Pepper: Why not? I think he's funny.

    Erin: She's only known you for 19 hours. I've lived with him for 3 years, and trust me, he is not funny.

  • Pepper: I don't know about you guys, but I happen to like my teeth right where they are.

  • Pepper: It just seems so wrong.

    Sheriff Hoyt: Don't give me any crap, young lady. Goddamn it, I got just as much respect for a dead body as anybody around here.

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